The world greatest mystery
Is love between the woman and the man
Some guys are Romeos
Others simply do the best they can

I just your average, ordinary Joe
Tryin?to learn things I never knew I had to know

What a man supposed to do
I don't get no kick from nine to five
And I not a man who thinks it抯 true
It a woman place to keep a love alive
I抳e watched enough daytime TV
To know my baby needs
But sometimes I swear that she impossible to please
She says

You give me all that I want of your money, baby
But you never take me dancing

I really think I do a lot to show
How I feel about her in my way
Roses on our anniversary
Candlelight and me on her birthday
Just when I thought that I had it all worked out
Now she says I still don抰 know what it抯 all about
She says

You give me all that I want of your money, baby
But you never take me dancing
You give me sweet little talk, call me honey, baby
Bu you never take me dancing
I just your average, ordinary Joe
Tryin? to learn things I never knew I had to know

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