Plastic Jim
All:All the plastic people
What do they all come for?
Sly:Plastic Jim
All his thoughts have faded
He cannot be degraded
'Cause all his friends are jaded
Plastic Jim
Freddie:Plastic Jim
For 13 years of school
Might have a swimming pool
He just cannot be cool
Plastic Jim
Larry:Plastic Jim
He can't control his mind
Twice a week he's kind
The rest of the time he's lyin'
Plastic Jim
All:All the plastic people
What do they all come for?
Sly:Plastic Jim
Will give you a conversation
To avoid a situation
That needs contemplation
Plastic Jim
Freddie:Plastic Jim
With the cellophane smile
Ain't never been a problem child
But he will be after a while
Plastic Jim
Larry:Plastic Jim
Will take a blind man's glasses
Will steal a dead man's ashes
When his ego crashes
Plastic Jim
All:All the plastic people
What do they all come for?