******* (Plastic Jesus) (LP Version)

I don't care if it rains or freezes
Long as I got my plastic Jesus
Sittin' on the dashboard of my car

Comes in colorless, pink and pleasant

Glows in the dark, it's iridescent

Take it with you when you travel far

Get yourself a sweet Madonna

Dressed in rhinestone

Sittin' on a pedestal of Abalone Shells

Goin' 90, I ain't scared

'Cause I got the Virgin Mary

Assuring me that I won't go to hell