Fell like a crippled crow Spinning through and breaking branches Im in a bad way Call my friends, theyll know what to do Im a better friend Than Ive ever been a lover And thats not saying much But Im not saying much today In this cellular age Phone sex is too expensive Not as handsome as my brother But Ive been lucky with disease And yes, Im a better friend Than Ive ever been a lover And thats not saying much But Im not saying much today And Im not saying much today