Royal Flush

I got a royal flush
I gotta ten bob
In my pocket for luck
Just another crush
I got my head read
In the shed once again
My friend
Inside, outside, upside, downside,
See my face wanna take me home
I missed you sister, shake your pistol
Hear my voice on your telephone
Just another lush
I got my ten green bottles  
In my pocket for luck
In another rut
Get your deadhead
In the shed once again
My friend
Inside, outside, upside, downside
See my face wanna take me home
I missed you sister, shake your pistol
Hear my voice on your telephone
Cigarette burning, got an opal ring
Dirty magazine turning,
You？？re the bird who sings
Sleeping on a shag pile,
Sleeping on me
Sleeping like an angel watching over me