There's a song that I recall
My mother sang to me.
Oh! (a sigh)
Tenor: She sang it as she tucked me in
When I was ninety-three.
I diddle, I. Who was that bum?
Ying tong ying tong
Ying tong ying tong
Ying tong iddle I po,
Ying tong ying tong
Ying tong ying tong (bluebottle drops behind)
Ying tong iddle I po
Keep lad up. Keep.
Keep up lad up.
Ying tong ying tong
Ying tong ying tong
Ying tong iddle I po
lad
Ying tong ying tong
Ying tong iddle I po (lad)
Iddle I po (lad)
Ying tong ying tong
Ying tong (Spriggs: iddle) (Bluebottle: ying tong)
Ying tong iddle I po
Ying tong ying tong iddle
Ying tong iddle I po!
(short raspberry, Secombe)
Oh!
Ying tong ying tong
Ying tong ying tong
Ying tong iddle I po
Ying tong ying tong
Ying tong iddle I po
Iddle I po!
Ying. Ying tongy tongy.
Ying tong iddle I po.
Ying tong iddle I po.
(What a lovely lovely boy!)
(What a lovely melody devine!)
Ying ying ying tongy tongy.
( Get out the rifle, sir.)
(Get off the record.)
Yeeeng.
Ying tong ying tong d'gy-n'o.
Ying tong d'ga.
( Get away.)
D'g d'g d'ga.
Ying tong iddle I po.
Hear that crazy rhythm
Driving me insane.
Strike your partner on the bonce (bonk?).
(thump)
Eccles: Ooh. I felt no pain.
(Seagoon screeches)
Ying tong ying tong
Ying tong ying tong
Ying...
(harp chord rises)
Take me back to Vienna....
(Raspberry section, probably Milligan
Ohhhhh!
Oh!
(harp chord)
Take me back to Vienna, where the....
(crash!)
Ying tong ying tong
Ying tong ying tong
Ying tong iddle I po
Ying tong ying tong
Ying tong iddle I po
(mad dash to foreground)
Ying tong ying tong
Ying tong ying tong
Ying tong iddle I po
where's he going lad?)
(I don't know)
Ying tong ying tong
Ying tong iddle I po
LOOK OUT!
(cry from Bluebottle)
(mad dash to distance)
(hastily)
Ying tong ying tong
Ying tong ying tong
Ying tong iddle I po
Ying tong ying tong
Ying tong iddle I po
(dash to foreground)
Ying tong...
(whine of bomb dropping, explosion)
Double speed, but same tempo,
Ying tong ying tong
Ying tong ying tong
Ying tong iddle I po
Ying tong ying tong
Ying tong iddle I po
Iddle I po.
Ying tong ying tong
Ying tong ying tong
Ying tong iddle I po
Ying tong ying tong
Ying tong iddle I po
Iddle I po.
Ying! Tongy tongy tongy.
Yiddy diddy diddy da daaa. Ying diddy.
Ying tong diddle. Yiddada boo.
(rhythmic thigh slapping, raspberry)
All Ying tong ying tong
Ying tong iddle
Ying tong iddle I po
Ying tong ying tong
Ying tong iddle I po
Iddle I po.
Whoooooh!