Unhappily Married

Must be mistaking me  
maid we don't have
Can't even wash your  
whiskey out your glass
I gave you no loving  
in a month or so
Can't live without you  
but I can't let you go
Hey hey it's alright
Everybody fusses  
everybody fights
With all of the baggage  
you and me carry
We'll spend forever  
unhappily married
You better start  
working some overtime
Can't buy high heels  
on nickels and dimes
You're going bald and  
I'm getting fat
I hate your mum  
and you hate my dad
Hey hey it's alright
Everybody fusses  
everybody fights
With all of the baggage  
you and me carry
We'll spend forever  
unhappily married
I'll cook your dinner if you  
wash my car
May as well keep going
hell we made it this far
We'll both play  
our parts in this disaster
I'll be the bitch  
and you'll be the bastard
Hey hey it's alright
Everybody fusses
everybody fights
With all of the baggage  
you and me carry
We'll spend forever  
unhappily married
Hey hey it's alright
Everybody fusses
everybody fights
With all of the baggage
you and me carry
We'll spend forever
unhappily married
We'll spend forever
unhappily married
We'll spend forever
unhappily married
Can I get an amen
Amen