Have you heard
The coast of Maine just got caught in a hurricane
Well did you evah
What a swell party this is
Have you heard
That poor dear Blanche got run down by an avalanche
Well, did you evah
What a swell party this is
What daiquiris
What sherry, please
What burgundy
What pommery
Have you heard
Professor Munch ate his wife and divorced his lunch
Well, did you evah
What a swell party this is
Missus Smith in her new Hup
Crossed the bridge when the bridge was up
Well, did you evah
What a swell part this is
What brandy, wow
What whiskey, here's how
What gin and what beer
Will you sober up, dear