Now they're planning the crime of the century
Well what will it be
Read all about their schemes and adventuring
It's well worth a fee
So roll up and see
And they rape the universe
How they've gone from bad to worse
Who are these men of lust, greed, and glory
Rip off the masks and let's see
But that's no right oh no, what's the story
There's you and there's me
That can't be right