We're all normal dudes
Most the time, we fight and we lose
Life's kinda like baseball
It's failure
But at least we brought booze
We're all Johnny MacDonald
Always at the plate, tryin' to break a slump
We'd try hard if we were able, but this taste in our mouth kinda leaves us numb
Let's stay in the minors, where we can hit well, even when we're drunk
We got a great defense for why we bailed on all our plans