Oft i dream the day,
of you and i Romancing
But I never thought youʼd say
that weʼd be going dancing
Iʼd tried to spend the evening glued to my seat,
so youʼd never have to find out that i have
Ten missing toes and two left feet
I had to shop around,
to find some shoes for wearing,
But every shop i found,
sold right and left foot pairings
I had some hours left, before we would meet,
to find a pair of dancing shoes for my
Ten missing toes and two left feet
What a shame i found,
i couldnʼt hit that downbeat
Banana peels all around i couldnʼt keep it discreet
Iʼm just glad i kept that darn olʼ receipt
to get a refund on these shoes for my
Ten missing toes and two left feet
of you and i Romancing
But I never thought youʼd say
that weʼd be going dancing
Iʼd tried to spend the evening glued to my seat,
so youʼd never have to find out that i have
Ten missing toes and two left feet
I had to shop around,
to find some shoes for wearing,
But every shop i found,
sold right and left foot pairings
I had some hours left, before we would meet,
to find a pair of dancing shoes for my
Ten missing toes and two left feet
What a shame i found,
i couldnʼt hit that downbeat
Banana peels all around i couldnʼt keep it discreet
Iʼm just glad i kept that darn olʼ receipt
to get a refund on these shoes for my
Ten missing toes and two left feet