(One, two, three)
You went in full tongue, uh-uh
Weirdly aggressive in a
Gross way, you say
"Was that okay?" and I said
"Totally, gotta leave
My Uber's waiting for me"
And then I smile and tell you bye, uh
Not gonna see you for a while
Or maybe never
'Cause I'm traumatized forever
(Like, fuck) Why you such a bad, bad kisser?
(Yuck) No one wants a straight face licker
(Sucks) I know my standards are low
But that's a definite no
You're such a bad, bad kisser
(Ah) K-k-kisser
(Ah) Such a bad kisser
I rinse my mouth
To get your nasty taste out
I'm sure you're nice
But your breath got hella spice
Honestly, kinda sweet
The way you came up to me
I swear I tried, but then I lied, uh
I told you call me up sometime
Or maybe never
'Cause I'm traumatized forever
(Like, fuck) Why you such a bad, bad kisser? (No)
(Yuck) No one wants a straight face licker (Ooh)
(Sucks) I know my standards are low
But that's a definite no
You're such a bad, bad kisser
(Ah) Such a bad kisser (K-k-kisser)
(Ah) Such a bad kisser
(Ah) Kisser,
when you're such a bad-bad kisser (K-k-kisser)
(Ah) Such a bad kisser