I cannot get married
I'm gonna be a cranky old man

I don't have any money
left for my future son

I'll never give you love
I'm gonna be a cranky old man

Mom, why did you give birth to me?
I'm sure he'll get cursed at

I'm gonna be a cranky old man
I'm gonna be a crazy old man
I'm gonna be a cranky old man
I'll never be loved
Who cares
I'm gonna die a lonely old man

I can't break a bad habit
I'm gonna be a cranky old man

I'm going to cheat on someone
enjoying being cursed at

You better not live like me
I'm gonna be a cranky old man

Why do you live like that?
Because this is more fun

I'm gonna be a cranky old man
I'm gonna be a crazy old man
I'm gonna be a cranky old man
I'll never be loved
Who cares
I'm gonna die a lonely old man
I'm gonna die a lonely old man
I'm gonna be a cranky old man
I'm gonna be a crazy old man
I'm gonna be a cranky old man
I'm gonna be a crazy old man
I'm gonna be a cranky old man
I'm gonna be a crazy old man
I'm gonna be a cranky old man
I'll never be loved
Who cares
I'm gonna die a lonely old man

lonely old man
lonely old man
lonely old man
lonely old man
I'm gonna die a lonely old man
I'm gonna die a lonely old man