DIALOG:
"YOU ARE SENTENCED TO DEATH BY WATER. YOU ARE TO BE GIVEN THE ORDER OF THE PAW. PAWS, ALL READY! FIRE!"
TWELVE PAWS LIFTED SCOUSE FROM THE FLOOR. HE FLEW OUT THE PORTHOLE LIKE A WELL KICKED FOOTBALL.
SITTING ON HIS BRITISH AIRWAYS BAG, HE RODE THE WAVES LIKE A ROLLER-COASTER.
"OH, OH, I'LL DROWN! I COULD TRY S.O.S. I SUPPOSE."