By George Harrison and Eric Idle
From the BBC Television comedy show "Rutland Weekend Television" first aired 26 December 1975.

OH, I LIKE TO BE A PIRATE, A PIRATE'S LIFE FOR ME.
ALL MY FRIENDS ARE PIRATES AND THEY SAIL THE B.B. SEA.
I'VE GOT A JOLLY ROGER, IT'S A BLACK AND WHITE AND VAST.
SO GET OUT OF YOUR SKULL AND CROSSBONES
AND I'LL RUN IT UP YOUR MAST.

WITH A YO-HO-HO AND A AH-HA-HA AND A HEE-HEE-HA-HA-HO.
A YO-HO-HO AND A YA-HA-HA AND A YUM-YUM JUM-JUM-JUM.
I'VE GOT A JOLLY ROGER, IT'S A BLACK AND WHITE AND VAST.
SO GET OUT OF YOUR SKULL AND CROSSBONES
I'LL RUN IT UP YOUR MAST.

ALL TOGETHER!

I LIKE TO BE A PIRATE, A PIRATE'S LIFE FOR ME.
AND ALL MY FRIENDS ARE PIRATES AND SAIL THE B.B. SEA.
GOT A JOLLY ROGER, IT'S A BLACK AND WHITE AND VAST.
SO GET OUT OF YOUR SKULL AND CROSSBONES
I'LL RUN IT UP YOUR MAST.

OO-EE!
WITH A YO-HO-HO AND A AH-HA-HA AND A HEE-HEE-HA-HA-HO.
A YO-HO-HO AND A YA-HA-HA AND A YUM-YUM JUM-JUM-JUM.
I'VE GOT A JOLLY ROGER, IT'S A BLACK AND WHITE AND VAST.
SO GET OUT OF YOUR SKULL AND CROSSBONES
I'LL RUN IT UP YOUR MAST.

A ONE MORE TIME!

I LIKE TO BE A PIRATE, A PIRATE'S LIFE FOR ME.
AND ALL MY FRIENDS ARE PIRATES AND THEY SAIL THE B.B. SEA.
GOT A JOLLY ROGER, IT'S A BLACK AND WHITE AND VAST.
SO GET OUT OF YOUR SKULL AND CROSSBONES
I'LL RUN IT UP YOUR MAST.