Crazy Love Adam Sandler

Adam:] You don't mind that I think everybody's a robot and all my conversations are being recorded [Lisa:] And you don't mind that all of my pants are way too short on me and I also stabbed someone with

Teenage Love on the Phone Adam Sandler

I'm crazy! I'll smash your head in! I swear to God!" Buffoon: "One time I saw my Grandmother in the shower. Her bush starts above her belly button." Richie: "Yeah, well that's too bad!

the chanukah song part ii Adam Sandler

Put on your yarmulke Its time for Chanukah So much funnaka To celebrate Chanukah Chanukah is the festival of lights Instead of one day of presents We get eight crazy nights When you feel like

The Chanukah Song Part II (Live) Adam Sandler

Put on your yarmulke Its time for Chanukah So much funnaka To celebrate Chanukah Chanukah is the festival of lights Instead of one day of presents We get eight crazy nights When you feel like the only

Creepin' On The Mayor Adam Sandler

Oh, shit, is that them crazy fucks from across town? They didn't see me, did they? Fuck it, they headin this way! Damn! Gotta be somewhere to hide around here! No bushes, no trees, what the fuck!?

The Chanukah Song Adam Sandler

Put on your yarmulke Here comes Chanukah So much funukah To celebrate Chanukah Chanukah is the festival of lights Instead of one day of presents, we have eight crazy nights When you feel like the only

mr. bake Adam Sandler

I'm sitting in my chair watching the TV It's not even on but there's plenty for me to see I just lit some crazy ass shit that my friend overnight mailed to me I'm fucking wasted It's the best

the chanuka song Adam Sandler

Put on your yarmulke Here comes Chanukah So much funukah To celebrate Chanukah Chanukah is the festival of lights Instead of one day of presents, we have eight crazy nights When you feel like the

Mr. Bake-O Adam Sandler

I'm sit'n in my chair Watching my TV It's not even on But theres plenty for me to see I just lit, some crazy ass shit That my friend overnight mailed to me I'm fuckin wasted It's the best shit i ever tasted

the thanksgiving song Adam Sandler

[Starts playing] Love to eat turkey Love to eat turkey Shout from Crowd: "I love you Adam!" Adam Sandler: "Ohhh, I love you!"

my little chicken Adam Sandler

When I'm feeling down And feeling sad You come around And make me glad I got you Oh, my little chicken I love your feet I love your breasts I love the way you eat gravel To help you digest

The Boss And The Secretary Adam Sandler

Tell me how much you love it Ooh, I love it Tell me it makes you horny Ooh, I'm gettin real horny Tell me it's bigger than a Tic Tac But it isn't! I don't give a shit if it is or isn't! Say it is!

red hooded sweatsuit Adam Sandler

I love you sweeeeatshirt red hooded sweeeeatshirt dip dip dip sweeeeatshirt shama lama ding dong sweeeeatshirt.

Red Hooded Sweatshirt Adam Sandler

I love you sweeeeatshirt red hooded sweeeeatshirt dip dip dip sweeeeatshirt shama lama ding dong sweeeeatshirt.

Memory Lane Adam Sandler

year old man's house and made him fuck me in the ass in front of his kids" [car screeches, he drops out of it] [M2: "Hey don't get all hitey mitey he wanted me to do it" [M1:] "Man they were all crazy

Oh Mom... Adam Sandler

You're just so set in your ways it drives me crazy!" [Bangs on the table, gets up] Mom: "They're all gonna laugh at you!" [Screen door closes] Mom: "They're all gonna laugh at him

Welcome My Son Adam Sandler

Welcome my son to your very first day So proud to be the one who brought you this way I love you with all my heart And my love is here to stay But I can't help worrying will you eventually smoke weed?

Joining The Cult Adam Sandler

Sounds of Basketball being shot around] Sandler: "Hey man, I'm joining a religious cult." Allen: "Now, that's ridiculous." Sandler: "Well, I'm joining it, so you gotta sign up too."

bad boyfriend Adam Sandler

You're such a jerk The only thing you do right is Tell me that you love me Well, I guess I love you too But fuck you! Seriously

Forgetful Lucy Adam Sandler

Keets And find out why Doug always has to change his sheets Forgetful Lucy Cracked her head like Gary Busey But I still love her so And I’ll never let her go Even if while I’m singing this song

The Mayor Of Pussytown Adam Sandler

back in 9 duce i got pissed on 10 times I roll solo i ain't got no clue i said please don't hit me more than a cow says moo afraid of heights i'm a-scared in the dark i walk an extra 3 miles to avoid crazy

Do It For Your Mama Adam Sandler

He's crazy." Tracy: "Guy said last summer I looked better in a bathing suit, so I'm gonna try to lose like three or four pounds." Momma: "Awww, sweetheart. You've got so much to learn.

She Comes Home To Me Adam Sandler

Though I have been a fool for love I have finally made my score I got a girl, and I don't mean to boast But she loves me the most Even though she's a highly paid whore She'll give head to a sheep She can

The Goat Adam Sandler

I guess you'd call me a scapegoat A punching bag for the Old Man to mock Just because his wife left him For his brother's abnormally large cock He could have been my buddy But instead he's a crazy

the goat song Adam Sandler

I guess you'd call me a scapegoat A punching bag for the Old Man to mock Just because his wife left him For his brother's abnormally large cock He could have been my buddy But instead he's a crazy

The Goat Song (Album Version) Adam Sandler

again I guess you'd call me a scapegoat A punching bag for the Old Man to mock Just because his wife left him For his brother's abnormally large cock He could have been my buddy But instead he's a crazy

The Excited Southerner Proposes To A Woman Adam Sandler

job there, there, I'm, I'm, the-, I'm, I'm hoo, honeymoon in the Poconos, with the hoo, woo hoo sex optional you don't have to do what you don't want to do, hoo hoo hoo hoo, someday you're going to love

at a medium place Adam Sandler

And watch me whack off Strap on a dildo And make me give you head Tell me to slow down And do it at a medium pace I feel so humiliated I'm about to blow my load You tell me it's time to make love

At a Medium Pace Adam Sandler

You tell it's time to make love but I can't 'cuz I spewed all over myself. Then you look into my eyes, then you realize How much I enjoy loving you. oh. I'm so sorry I spunked all over my stomach.

Gay Robot Adam Sandler

I love it! Fuck you guys! Sorry, buddy... Who's the new guy? Oh, that's my friend John. Hey John... sweet hat! Uh... thanks... what's goin on? You know... just chillin... can I suck your dick? What?

dip doodle Adam Sandler

Grandma's poodle 'Cause Grandma would do the same for you You gotta libby, you gotta labby, you gotta hug Grandma even though she's flabby 'Cause you should know Grandmas are people too Whoa, you gotta love

Pibb Goes Surfing Adam Sandler

I love it! Okay, okay, you're in it, baby! Stand up! Stand up, Pibb! I'm standin! I'm standin! Whoo hoo, I'm up! Yeah, man! Way to go Pibb! I'm speedin along here!

Secret (Orange Factory's 'Shhh Don't Tell Club') Adam Sandler

gave me back the paradise That I thought I lost for good You helped me find the reasons why It took me by surprise that you understood You knew all along What I never wanted to say Until I learned to love

Sex Or Weight Lifting Adam Sandler

[Adam Sandler:] Oh terrific. My name's Barry Lakin. [Man:] Uh huh [Adam Sandler:] And let me tell you what I did man.

sweat beatrice Adam Sandler

So we took ourselves a snore And when we woke up 10 hours later We made Love Du Jour She's my sweet Beatrice She's my sweet Beatrice She's my sweet Beatrice And she came home She likes to clean

Sweet Beatrice Adam Sandler

So we took ourselves a snore And when we woke up 10 hours later We made "Love Du Jour" She's my sweet Beatrice She's my sweet Beatrice She's my sweet Beatrice And she came home She likes to clean

Dancin` And Pantsin` Adam Sandler

Playing with his hairy tits Big Earl Weaver, Tommy Seaver Both of them got the boogie fever Shit your pants You can Do the hustle with seven-footer Billy Russell Do the fucking hustle, jerking your love

Pickin' Daisies Adam Sandler

"you can come to aerobics class with me and watch, all the ladies love you!"... "who needs name brand shirts? yours is the same thing without a fancy tag"... "why don't you go to sleep?

Dancin' And Pantsin' Adam Sandler

moustache Playing with his hairy tits Big Earl Weaver, Tommy Seaver Both of them got the boogie fever Shit your pants You can Do the hustle with seven-footer Billy Russell Do the fucking hustle, jerking your love

lunchlady land Adam Sandler

"The Lunchlady" [Laughing] Woke up in the morning Put on my new plastic glove Served some reheated salisbury steak With a little slice of love Got no clue what the chicken pot pie is made of Just

the lonesome kicker Adam Sandler

Scream 70,000 fans Well, I know I could win their love back By catching a winning touch-down But, unfortunately, I was born with these very small hands And I hope that the cameras don't come in too

The Lonesome Kicker (Album Version) Adam Sandler

Screams 70,000 fans Well, i know i could win their love back By catching a winning touch-down But, unfortunately, i was born with these very small hands And i hope that the cameras don't come in too

Calling Home Adam Sandler

love it... (flush) Yeah? What's up? Could you do me a favor and talk to somebody for a minute? Yeah, sure... Hello? Bernie: Hello to you, my friend! Who dis?

Somebody kill me Adam Sandler

you don't know how much I need you while your near me I don't feel blue And when we kiss I know you feel it to. But it all was bullshit, it was a goddamn joke, and when i think of you and that guy...

steve polychronopolous Adam Sandler

- "Polychronopolous" I'm a big fuckin' dick I'm a pain in your ass I drink all your beer I'll eat the last slice I'll give you charley horses I'll pull your shorts down at the beach I always need...

Grow Old With You (한글번역판) Adam Sandler

I wanna make you smile Whenever you're sad 그대가 슬플때 내가 그댈 웃게하고 싶어요 Carry you around When your arthritis is bad 그대가 관절염으로 고생할때 그댈 업고 다니고도 싶어요 All I wanna do is Grow old with you 내가 원하는 단 한가지는 그대와 함께...

voodoo Adam Sandler

Hey there Mr. Leaf Blower Man Keep it down for goodness sake It's way too early in the morning Can't you please use your wooden rake? You choose to ignore I Even though me hungover That's not bein...

moyda Adam Sandler

Schnine He's a pretty good guy He's nice to his neighbors You can count on him to buy your school candy bars He's a real nic guy He's always got the jumper cables He'll take your mail in when you'...

the beating of a high school bus driver Adam Sandler

"And now, the sever beating of a high school bus driver." [Kids getting on the bus] "How are ya, Bryan?" "Good morning, Lisa." "Good to see ya, Tommy!" "Hey, good morning, Cyle! Nice new backpack...

fatty mcgee Adam Sandler

[Talking quietly] M1: "Ms. Murphy is such a pain, man." M2: "We just had a test a week ago. Now we gotta take another one tommorrow. This sucks!" M1: "And it counts for 80 percent of our grade." M...