SCHMOOZIPHISUS THE GREAT Diesel Boy

i'll just keep sniffing the butts of anyone with clout pretty soon i'll make it big with all the schmoozing that i do and when you need a hand i'll piss all over you

RUBBING THE ELF Diesel Boy

this is the story of a girl named ann she's half - japanese, mom's from japan she's sixteen but she's going on thirty her mind is pure but her thoughts are dirty dirty ann likes to play with herself

COCK ROCK Diesel Boy

i admit its true i still like motley crue metallica and the number of the beast cuz faster pussycat rocks and so does judas priest i love the spandex that they wear i saw dio when he had hair well i

A LITERARY LOVE SONG Diesel Boy

oh how i wish that you were here with me. to listen to the stupid song i sing. adjectives and nouns for all to hear. from an oxymoron to your ear. you're every comma and every quote. and every word of

Emo Boy Diesel Boy

a tissue bad reviews of his favorite band made him cry and he could hardly believe that jawbreaker signed to dgc he took it personally that blake had lied when all that he loved was thru whats an emo boy

Diesel wu-tang clan

(For real baby) And, yo son, on the real I'ma get a sneaker just like y'all [Ol Dirty Bastard] I need help Because the black man is God The government is after me And the

REAL LIFE IN THE BIG CITY Diesel Boy

the sun comes up on santa rosa the garbage men are cleaning up the street there's a junkie sleeping in the shadows and all around me i can feel the weight up in the sky i see orion and he's telling me

ENDLESS SUMMER DAYS Diesel Boy

it was a sunny summer day of sophomore year derek, marc, and i on highway 55 surfboards on the rack, ate breakfast on the way its days like these that make me glad to be alive surfs a crashing, bronze

ALL ABOUT THE ABES Diesel Boy

born in the hills beverly in '63. only son of a rich mom and dad. but dad was a jerk mom did not work. it drove him mad. mom and dad died late last july and he got the house and the plane. now he just

Rock Anthem Diesel Boy

i'm the superstar of this little bar concentrate on every word I say my voice amplified i'm a stereotype a singing swinging cliche raise your fist up into the air pump the metal sign to the beat of the

Three States Away Diesel Boy

seeing you again was blinding like a match in a room with no light a sulfur blast then a slow burn champagne in bed just me you and the bottle and sublime as we ride through your town with the bass turned

SAVING THE WORLD Diesel Boy

first time i saw you i was driving in my car you smiled at me as you drove by next time i saw you i was drinking in a bar just trying to save the world and right as time goes by and still you're stuck

Pocket Full of Stars Diesel Boy

put me in a rocketship and send me straight to mars i'll bring you back a pocket full of stars shoot me thru the ozone layer somewhere off the charts the world is theirs but the rest of it is ours dream

A THOUSAND CIGARETTES Diesel Boy

we must have smoked a thousand cagaretes in my tiny room at dawn. and as i light one up alone now. i breathe you in and you are gone. the waves crash. the wind blows. but something's missing. its no

Big Sparkling New Diesel Boy

here i am all alone again with the tv glow and the sound of the trains rumbling and after pushing the smoke from my lungs the late night applause derails the thoughts from my head i'm cold calloused yet

HAPPY STREET Diesel Boy

i think i'll go for a walk outside the sun is out it's a beautiful day i love to feel the wind in my hair and the sun on my face cheap thrills come easy these days at least that's what i'm told well

Waltz of the Disappearing Girl Diesel Boy

you've left me in a bind to choke on the rind of what we almost never were you lead me on only to be gone how did you think i would feel sorry for the sad song but i must say so long to the disappearing

Looks That Kill Diesel Boy

kill That kill She's got the looks that kill That kill She's got the looks that kill Now she's bulletproof Keeps her motor clean And believe me, you She's a number thirteen The church strikes midnight

Me and Kate Diesel Boy

i fell in love for two hours tonight alone in the dark by projector's light my heart skipped a beat when she entered the scene i fell in love with the girl on the screen catholic school girl eyes and a

ALL THE MAYORS OF ROADSVILLE Diesel Boy

five thousand twenty six miles from somewhere side of the road motel sixteen hours in the van today more stories than one man could tell america's as lonely as a widow and i am as tired as a king in

YEAH, YEAH, YEAH Diesel Boy

yeah, yeah, yeah the hood of your car and the florida skyline you told me your secrets with your head pressed to mine we lay close together like ivy entwined you are all of my songs and the sun as it

DRAGONFLY Diesel Boy

her eyes as her kids wave their goodbyes maybe this time they'll be strong enough finally its fare-thee-well thirty-three, she's been through hell its time to ramble on she takes off all her clothes the

CHIN MUSIC Diesel Boy

a soldier boy and his violin. uneasy wartime ballet. omaha beach normandy on d-day. as his fellow man lay dying. and crimson tide colored the shore. sons cried for thier mothers. bitter pill of war.

BOSSA NOVA Diesel Boy

do whatever you want to do just don't do it around me cuz i am tired of not feeling like i'm free your dishonesty's astonishing try growing up for awhile i pour out my soul as i tell you the truth and

Fiona's Apple Diesel Boy

Me, I'm nothing but a goddamn liar Set me loose on the wolves I am hungry Hope the sides of the dice add to seven Cuz I won't be back Clean your plate and masturbate and fill the world with pride and joy

FROM THE USED BIN Diesel Boy

i once snorted cocaine off of gwen stefani's ass. i used to ride around in limosines and flash my backstage pass. i hung out at the viper room with manson and dave ghrol. took x with billy corgan. partied

THE CONTINUING MISADVENTURES OF GENERATION X SUPER Diesel Boy

from the bowery to brighton you've all heard my call i've got two pierced nipples and a ring through my balls my name is slackerman, superhero for the masses i'm trying to rid society from the rich upper

The Continuing Misadventures of Generation X Superhero, Slackerman Diesel Boy

From the Bowery to Brighton you've all heard my call / I've got two pierced nipples and a ring through my balls / My name is Slackerman, superhero for the masses / I'm trying to rid society from the rich

About A Girl That Don't Want Me Diesel Boy

Across a bridge up on the second floor me on the couch you on the bed you told me about your lovers i can't remember all the dumb things i said lighters flamed and we got wasted you played the queen i

DEAR JOHN Diesel Boy

dear john. the dakota's looking beautiful today. azure blue and lonesome gray. and a view of central park. mr. salinger's masterpiece of anarchy. a photo from the land of oz. a playboy magazine. like

Alison's Starting to Happen Diesel Boy

Originally by The Lemonheads, written by Evan Dando She'd shake it up Was hard to make out Now it's plain to see I couldn't cook to save myself Found my life a recipe I Never looked at her this way before

She's My Queen Diesel Boy

She's from the South Bay She loves to quote Hemmingway She vacuums the house in her high heels her lingerie Dad's an engineer Mom likes to interfere And every night its a bottle of white To hold her tight

SONG FOR THE KIDS Diesel Boy

thanks for spending your dough on our new cd i can't wait until june when we get our royalties but the money you spent was not in vain i was spent on piles of cocaine take your wallet's out and buy some

Dog on the Tuckerbox Diesel Boy

nice boys into dirty little twits so pierce your face put on your uniform go out and preach misdirected negativity fuck you and your words and your whiny diatribe i make records you make fries so pass the

LIME GREEN Diesel Boy

i run down to your house and leave a trail of crumbs so maybe i can eat my way back home i know that you can't understand the things inside of me that tick so maybe i should be alone i don't want you

Punk Rock Girl Diesel Boy

Let's travel 'round the world Just you and me, punk rock girl I tapped her on the shoulder and said "Do you have a beau?"

VOYEUROTICA Diesel Boy

i sneak around to the backdoor so i can watch her. i love to watch her. and some nights i get lucky. she gets undressed and bares her breasts. my heart races out of time. and through her window she's

Shining Star Diesel Boy

I drive by your house its late / Your silhouette / In the window / I want to stand on your front lawn / With a radio / Playing our song / Like John Cusack / In Say Anything / But acting scares me / And

Adria's Warhol Diesel Boy

We laughed for hours about those days Anyway, he's doing fine I'm glad to say Its funny, some things never change My dreams fade, but my memories are saved Like the lion, they are brave What have I become

Stroking My Cat Diesel Boy

britney spears makes my head get all light and heather graham naked in boogie nights winona ryder i fantasize about her with carmen elektra naked beside her i'd hump all the chicks on beverly hills 90210

SLEEPY SOLILOQUY Diesel Boy

its almost three a.m. and i should be asleep but instead i lie awake in my room and my head still hurts from the night before last my only solace is thinking of you let me dream, give me peace let me

FOOLIGAN Diesel Boy

look at us after tonight take your nightclub and shove it up your ass i don't want your discount pass uptight closed mind so naive hooligan fooled again no self esteem we don't want to play here cuz the

65 Diesel Boy

you can fuck whomever you want it just makes it more complicated but thats a lot of sex thats sixty-four dicks before you ever put your hand on mine i wish you would've lied 'cause now i have to face the

DRINK IT DOWN Diesel Boy

hola senor. please pour me one more. i can still feel my fingers. i've only stumbled in for tonic and gin. and some hurt in the morning. so turn me up and deal me in before i am a has been. raise up

MELANIE BANKS WHERE CAN YOU BE? Diesel Boy

i haven't seen you since our graduation day. and the years keep floating by. are you doing well? is everything alright? rember our night after senior prom?

ANDY STERN Diesel Boy

got a friend who's small in size a fucked up afro is his only disguise him and jason, they play the guitar if they could find a drummer they would go far everybody won't you sing along cuz this is andy's

COOLER THAN YOU Diesel Boy

two but with all my faults i'm still cooler than you i can't drive a stick, i don't really surf my parents disowned me cuz i'm a real jerk i don't really cook and i don't wash my car i can't program the

TITTY TWISTER Diesel Boy

eat a bag of shit you suck i can't believe the luck you have its not bestowed upon me and my pants are falling down i would have another drink except it might be poisoned by my mind and my pants are

Warm Beds, Cold Winters Diesel Boy

Boldy forging on plains of kansas on both sides a new book to fill endless highway and miles and miles of ambition the unknown makes a turn and heads straight for ecstasy a loving embrace with a friendly

TRUE DREW Diesel Boy

well i think that it must be something like my destiny and with these eyes its so easy to see that girl from e.t. she's the only one for me listen to me sing your name d-r-e-w, i want to fuck you hope