Octopus Hairpiece Guttermouth

stop people please while surfing in the ocean i somehow lost my hairpiece i watched my age increase as some pesky octopus took my tuft of manhood from me (chorus) duck diving for my hairpiece im searching

Under the sea Guttermouth

be be be I could visit all the fish anytime I wish If I lived under the sea I could harpoon a whale put its blubber up for sale Gee that would be great I could saute the legs Of a friendly octopus

Octopus Syd Barrett

So trip to heave and ho, up down, to and fro' You have no word Please leave us here Close our eyes to the octopus ride!

Octopus Octopus

old original favourite granGrasshoppers green herbarian bandAnd the tune they play in us confide...So trip to heave and ho, up down, to and fro'You have no wordPlease leave us hereClose our eyes to the octopus

GHOST Guttermouth

Digging graves in my living room Red roses in full bloom A hanging lamp floats down the hall I believe in ghosts Though ghosts I never see Ghosts are in my house They're making fun of me I...

OATS Guttermouth

Welcome to my breakfast table this is what you'll find A different kind of breakfast food that leaves the real ones far behind What's the fucking deal, all these brand names all around They rai...

UNDER MY SKIN Guttermouth

You're under my skin like needled and pins You really start to bug me But there is no end You're a bad bad drug Like the one you're hooked on Trying to addict me but something's' gone wrong ...

Marks Ark Guttermouth

Why? don't vegans have cows for pets? Why? don't they keep them in their apartments? Rights take a chimp to vote in '96 My god cows are smart as a stick If you really want to make a difference Bu...

HYPOCRITE Guttermouth

See you at church and I see you at school Say that you live by the golden rule But, look again, it's all a lie You're a hypocrite, and I don't know why You're a hypocrite and I don't know why ...

P.C. Guttermouth

You know, what pisses me off more than anything is all these people who aren't exactly politically correct. Like the other day, I was out walking my Siberian-American huskies. And you know how can...

GAS OUT Guttermouth

go to the store, but a pack there's 12 tortillas neatly stacked next thing you know, grab some beans Stuff that shit right down your jeans We run, we hide Your diet's refried Gas out...Next ...

Whiskey Guttermouth

Do you know what I want No I don't think you know what I want yea Gotta think of me When I think about us I think about everything Give it back your out of time I've got a reason what was my crim...

Derek Guttermouth

Can't you see That I'm not straight edge You can tell By the look in my eye I hear that shit you preach It's so far out of reach You meaningless X's Don't cry It's done man Yes, it's done man Yes...

Asshole Guttermouth

I don't like the things you like And you don't like the things I like She don't like the things they like So who the fuck is really right See a skinhead at a show Let him know he's got to go Fuck ...

I saw the light Guttermouth

Sometimes I find I can't do the things to keep you Out of my mind I need a drug To help me forget you You can't deny this from me My pride I finally realized that you don't want me I saw the ligh...

Bullshit Guttermouth

Bullshit, bullshit, full of shit Bullshit, bullshit, full of shit You can't say ten words Without telling a lie You always bullshit Bullshit gets you high When it comes to bullshit You're the be...

Use you mind Guttermouth

Don't tell me that there is nothing wrong It's right in front of you. If you just open your eyes You'll find necessity to change you don't have to be afraid but... Running and hiding won't help t...

Food for thought Guttermouth

I just want to eat some pills Little ones big ones get my fill Don't matter what kind cause I'll be buying them Up or down I rely on them Little red ones Quay ludes And the beauties I gotta get g...

JUST A FUCK Guttermouth

Most girls I know are so lame Red hot bods They're all the same Nothing in between the ears Just lots of space Six cans of beer to fuck See you later Thanks again Maybe we can just be frie...

WHERE WAS I? Guttermouth

Well, country's in the red Soon we'll be dead No life, not even a flower Cause atomic power Scares the shit out of you There's nothing you can do Undecided men Bout a war you can't win Hey...

Up your bum Guttermouth

Worked all day go out get a pint tonight The mods show up on Camden gonna be a fight Oppression from society on my back Maggie you'll see Got no worries cause I got no quid In a neighborhood full ...

BRUCE LEE VS. THE KISS ARMY Guttermouth

So, you think you're kung fu's pretty good, eh? I want to fight your brother Him, against me Let's kung fu!! The smoke is clearing you can see Peter and Paul Stanley Kareem and Bruce they've...

NO SUCH THING Guttermouth

Wrap your legs around me baby I'll fill you with my love I'll be pullin' out my power pole girlie And show you what it does Most girls are afraid of me But once you give me a chance I sure l...

TOILET Guttermouth

Now the time is here Toilet talk is what is near In an outhouse outside my pad My sense of smell makes me see red My dog takes a drink From the toilet which makes us think Toilet!! Pizza di...

Lucky the Donkey Guttermouth

my mother fucked a donkey down in mexico she had trienta margaritas trienta years ago her purse had just been stolen she had to make some cash for 50,000 pesos the donkey fucked her ass im...

Lock Down Guttermouth

No matter how I try and try The dirt land on my head The push and shove of daily life The stupid thing I've said Have left me wishing I was dead and gone A silent party in my name a way to right t...

1, 2, 3 ... SLAM!!! Guttermouth

Okay, here's the story about my mom and dad One was white One was black I bet you think you're glad I'm a half breed, my skin is fair yet tan I don't know what the hell I'm on So 1, 2...1, 2...

OLD GLORY Guttermouth

American flag waving high Protecting it I want to die I don't know about you man But I'd rather die Than live under communist rules Let 'em go ahead and try American flag, red, white and blu...

Generous portions Guttermouth

Over indulgence... A pick me up for when I'm feeling down A cold one with a line to face the day... O.K. My dealers house is always on the way... I say... Increase my potential for success My pot...

Gods Kingdom Guttermouth

I was down on my luck tired or working for my bucks So I bought a one way ticket on a 40 foot long bus This can't be happening to me I think It just a dream Halfway there I saw the glare this plac...

A Day at the office Guttermouth

Out in the backyard yesterday Trimming the hedge while the neighbors kids were in the pool The power cord got a little close to water edge And sent 10,000 volts down little Billy's spine He was on...

Big Pink Dress Guttermouth

howdy folks its me again got a message to convey im so confused whats to lose I think I might turn gay on the day my bitch left she said "stick in your rear" she never thought she'd hear the...

Whats the Big Deal? Guttermouth

its a 3 day weekend im loading up my truck got tons of beer might shoot a deer blow the shit out of a duck steve's got a crossbow jamie a shotgun anything that fuckin moves ready aim fire ...

MR. BBQ Guttermouth

Hey now, welcome to my house I'm gonna' have a BBQ and maybe I'll invite ya' Gotta side of pork Gotta' side of creamy salad Got a jar of cole slaw and a case of lighter fluid Oh my god! My a...

Teri Yakimoto Guttermouth

Teri Yakimoto.. from Tokyo..She came here for 90 days by foreign exchange.. Teri Yakimoto she barely speak my language she's a genius with a mohawk if only we could talk One day I asked her if sh...

Trinket trading, tick tooting,toothless, tired Guttermouth

Title:Trinket Trading, Tick Tooting, Toothless, Tired, Tramps... or the 7t's Dancing round in circle staring at the sky Spending hours on a corner trying to hitch a ride Your girlfriend is filth...

CARP Guttermouth

Time: it's always there but not on my side Time: it ticks and ticks as my life passes Time: it's time to go to work and go to school I see a fucking problem here Get up get dressed my friends ...

Disneyland Guttermouth

Get pissed, you suck I know your kind I know the system I know it's not so fine I know the bees, I know the rains I know that logging can kill Oh, well, let's just go on Dumbo Profound, that's wh...

Thought provoking sonic device Guttermouth

Got a thing or two I want to say Gonna knock you down if your in my way Don't want no peace or love and kindness All I really ever need is... Silence! I'll tell you when it's time to speak Riot! ...

End on 9 Guttermouth

Sometimes I let things get me down People tell me that I've got no future Not this time, I'm gonna prove them wrong I'm gonna screw them all and beat the system distinguish myself From the rest o...

Chaps My Hide Guttermouth

A wet suit rash, tight pants re-hash Oh, I forgot to wipe It's warm outside, a pony ride A drive across the country side A side of flan, a marathon The pork's a little rare Blueberry tarts, then ...

Gar-bage, a perfect exampleof uninteresting poetry Guttermouth

Real life was never like this The door opened as I fell trough Minds of man like piss Learning is a thing of the past The door has opened and closed I'm locked inside this out side world Why the ...

Your Late Guttermouth

Oh my God, what time is it? I'm late again, this sucks Where's my other shoe? FUCK! I need a drink-god damn! Did I get gas last night? Oh, well, roll the dice Ha-ha, I gotta to to Vegas soon I re...

NO MORE Guttermouth

I'm crazy I'm out of my mind I said I'm crazy and you're out of time Oh yes, so crazy, so sick of your kind I said I'm crazy baby, and you're out of line Every time you look at me I realize w...

Veggicide Guttermouth

Something's up Something's on my mind I try to go to sleep I try to pass the time What gives you the right To kill a harmless carrot Growing in God's sunlight You say they're best You say they're...

Give me a gun Guttermouth

Give me a gun cause cause bombs and guns are really fun I've lost my job my moneys gone live like a slob I've got no home only streets to roam live so alone I'm barely alive I feed on cats to surv...

Room for Improvement Guttermouth

I will never be Something other than a worthless mockery And when I look back I say never again But I seem to end up screwing myself more and more I just can't get it right, get it right I've bee...

CHICKEN BOX Guttermouth

Hey blood come around Come check out my part of town I want to see you there tonight But in my neighborhood You know the chicken's good I want to see the black men fight And now the time is ...

Casserole of life Guttermouth

Im Gonna bake today Try a new recipe Throw out a new apron Move over bacon here comes something meatier The versatile diversity of casserole is similar to living life The ingredients are things t...

JACK LA LANNE Guttermouth

Blame it on La Lanne When something goes wrong That sweatsuited scapegoat For the exercising bomb Put the blame on Jack La Lanne He's our man My lawn turned yellow My goldfish died I squir...