Scholarship In Punk Guttermouth

You know I never liked high school Though it was my intent To land a scholarship in punk And avoid imprisonment Yeah my rules Thats the way it had to be Not scholastically involved Fill the girls with

I Read It On A Bathroom Wall In Reno Guttermouth

(chorus) i'm so bored get on board i'm so bored get on bored to those who write on shithouse walls and roll their poop in little balls rock and roll is here to stay disco sucks and punk is gay pc rhymes

Teri Yakimoto Guttermouth

Teri Yakimoto she barely speak my language she's a genius with a mohawk if only we could talk One day I asked her if she knew Bruce Lee I think she thought he was in the Offspring Teri Yakimoto

Season Guttermouth

this is the season and i'll tell you something i gots a hard on and it aint for nothing this is the season to commit punk rock treason that bullshit detector works better than it ever did before (chorus

Second DUI Guttermouth

six months with your ass spread wide well you got no class speed up to pass as your face hits the glass two burned out cars on the five overpass you will see your girl through the jail Plexiglas drunk punk

The Next Faux Mohican Guttermouth

now that alterna-rocks officially dead and all the white kids dress just like emenem i member michael on his victory tour back then he was black but now im not... sure punk rock was cool yea i remember

What Then Guttermouth

Underage, in a foreign land Come to think of it, it was Japan Pickin' pockets, fillin' mine with yen Discovering machines that vend I'd like to leave, not 'til I find Machines that serve both beer and

I'm Destroying The World Guttermouth

> Hey Mark, it's fourth and goal Why don't you get your Dad a beer And do us all a favor Get your punk ass out of here Dear I think our son's retarded He likes to read, not watch T.V.

My Town Guttermouth

My town Is a place you'll never come in last My town Is a place that's upside down My town Is a place you'll always have a full glass Once upon a time in a fabricated land There lived a town that was custom

GHOST Guttermouth

Digging graves in my living room Red roses in full bloom A hanging lamp floats down the hall I believe in ghosts Though ghosts I never see Ghosts are in my house They're making fun

My Girlfriend Guttermouth

(chorus) My girl friend she makes me really sick she makes me really sick when she's dancing in the pit yea my girl friend she makes me really makes me really sick when she's dancing in the pit with a

Surfs Up Asshole Guttermouth

i don't give a shit where you are from the valley some desert or kingdom come you read it in some surf magazine so you all wind up in hb first things first where do i start a sweet v-dub bus might be smart

Gods Kingdom Guttermouth

my bucks So I bought a one way ticket on a 40 foot long bus This can't be happening to me I think It just a dream Halfway there I saw the glare this place is fuckin heaven I believe, believe in

Guadalahabra (The La Habra Spirit) Guttermouth

the town that i grew up in la habras what its called i knew a guy named sluggo webol head rolo guy crook and ron the west side was the one side full of pride suba and cocaine he will be beatin on a brat

Pee In The Shower Guttermouth

(chorus) just because i live like an animal my room smeels like a petting zoo. sometimes i go pee in the shower does not mean i don't love you. not me not me na-na-no not me not me maybe all your friends

Chug-A-Lug Night Guttermouth

> There was smoke on the water A little fire in the sky If i hear that song one more time I'll stick a fork right in my eye Another round and a pickled egg A truck pulled up with a 100 kegs Just another

That's Life Guttermouth

smelling really bad From corn nuts and Cokes and cigarettes Like an only child Or kids who have turrets Like a high school reunion / a dead river How are you fine I'm doing well Looks like your wife threw in

Walk Of Shame Guttermouth

In the hall late for class Night before still kickin my ass Forty-five till my mind is blown Forty minutes till I'm on my own Pulling in to the neighborhood Split a bindle and a jug of wine Another night

Secure Horizons Guttermouth

Yeah, I know, I pissed away alot of dough What a waste of time I spend every dime Future, arrestin' in the good times Not plannin' for a sound financial You gotta learn to diversify Livin life on the West

Shave The Planet Guttermouth

Because we're Americans We don't give a shit about each other We don't give a shit about the earth And all I want to do is rip you off And fuck you in the ass while you're not lookin' Because we're Americans

She's Got The Look Guttermouth

She's checking out my good friend Steve She likes a beer, I like a shot Her parents think I'm selling pot She likes the boys in the band She rollerblades down the strand When I pinch her butt in public

Happy Loving Couples Guttermouth

(Originally by Joe Jackson) Happy Loving Couples I've just been to see my best friend He's got another girl Says she's just about the best thing In the whole damn world And he says can't you see what

Marks Ark Guttermouth

don't they keep them in their apartments?

CHICKEN BOX Guttermouth

Hey blood come around Come check out my part of town I want to see you there tonight But in my neighborhood You know the chicken's good I want to see the black men fight And now the

Lock Down Guttermouth

No matter how I try and try The dirt land on my head The push and shove of daily life The stupid thing I've said Have left me wishing I was dead and gone A silent party in my name a way to right

Flacidism Guttermouth

Got no life, got no ambition I've got autism Where I'll be in ten years Nobody knows and nobody cares I've seen the sign "Don't feed the bears" I'm waging war from an easy chair Got no life, got no ambition

Black Enforcers Guttermouth

we run with the night we enforce in the night everybody knows we enforce in the night everybody knows we run with the night black enforcers we enforce by the night if you don't know the handshake got got

Chaps My Hide Guttermouth

re-hash Oh, I forgot to wipe It's warm outside, a pony ride A drive across the country side A side of flan, a marathon The pork's a little rare Blueberry tarts, then come wet farts The chaffing in

Party Of Two (Your Table Is Ready) Guttermouth

he's so tall he's so slim with that shit-eating grin how can i trust him hey who's that in the ten-gallon hat why should i vote for him it sucks big bucks americas conditioned with pride they hide their

Gusto Guttermouth

supposed to Gonna have another beer No not because I'm supposed to Yeah I'm going for the gusto Most folks sit and watch tv And think that they're alive The good times never die Football, frozen dinners, in-laws

JUST A FUCK Guttermouth

Most girls I know are so lame Red hot bods They're all the same Nothing in between the ears Just lots of space Six cans of beer to fuck See you later Thanks again Maybe we can

Under the sea Guttermouth

blubber up for sale Gee that would be great I could saute the legs Of a friendly octopus 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8 It would be so neat to see a tanker washed up on american soil Or see the pretty hooks In

Generous portions Guttermouth

Bathing in a sea of P.C.P. Washing Qualudes Down with '83 chablis... WHOOPIE! Make new friends with pots of mushroom tea... you'll see Where the hells my god damn L.S.D.

MR. BBQ Guttermouth

Everybody remain calm I'm a professional Quickly submerge the arm in mayonnaise Says Mr.

TOILET Guttermouth

Now the time is here Toilet talk is what is near In an outhouse outside my pad My sense of smell makes me see red My dog takes a drink From the toilet which makes us think Toilet!!

Octopus Hairpiece Guttermouth

stop people please while surfing in the ocean i somehow lost my hairpiece i watched my age increase as some pesky octopus took my tuft of manhood from me (chorus) duck diving for my hairpiece im searching

Lemon Water Guttermouth

(chorus) What in the hell is wrong with people The deranged should be caged What is wrong with people That it couldn't be me Where their road ends It must be them can't you see Is fill it up with alcohol

WHERE WAS I? Guttermouth

Well, country's in the red Soon we'll be dead No life, not even a flower Cause atomic power Scares the shit out of you There's nothing you can do Undecided men Bout a war you can't

Whats the Big Deal? Guttermouth

oh my god i cant believe the antlers on that buck it would take 40 men to load him in the truck nice shot got that sucker right between the eyes lets get a cold one don love seats

Casserole of life Guttermouth

it with fun, fun, fun, fun The versatile diversity of casserole is similar to living life The ingredients are things that you can't live without Everybody's recipe is different upon what you put in

BRUCE LEE VS. THE KISS ARMY Guttermouth

The smoke is clearing you can see Peter and Paul Stanley Kareem and Bruce they've made a truce While Ace and Gene took PCP A flying kick right through the air His foot got stuck in Peter's

Gar-bage, a perfect exampleof uninteresting poetry Guttermouth

and closed I'm locked inside this out side world Why the fuck no one knows Why the fuck am I trapped like this World of Forgotten minds Living on parallel lines Forgotten people of the past In

OATS Guttermouth

that leaves the real ones far behind What's the fucking deal, all these brand names all around They raise the prices, raise my rent, but do not make a sound Now I'm getting older these changes in

Primate Camp Guttermouth

trees Primate Camp - Chuckin' dung at the humans Primate Camp - Spreading virus and disease I've got a primate with a gun Taylor'd better run It looks like an A-1 And an illegal one But I've seen it in

My Neighbor's Baby Guttermouth

injection of gow (heroin get it) now that we have rid ourselves of this child with a little gow its time to have a little fun and clean up clean up our town we scratched a few six six six and swastikas right in

Lucky the Donkey Guttermouth

my mother fucked a donkey down in mexico she had trienta margaritas trienta years ago her purse had just been stolen she had to make some cash for 50,000 pesos the donkey fucked

A Day at the office Guttermouth

Out in the backyard yesterday Trimming the hedge while the neighbors kids were in the pool The power cord got a little close to water edge And sent 10,000 volts down little Billy's spine He was only

My Chemical Imbalance Guttermouth

It's my chemical imbalance Yeah, my head is stuffed with drugs Zoloft keeps me even Being straight-edge rather sucks There is no telling what could happen If my gang was on to me Well, I was peeing in

Upside Down Space Cockroach Guttermouth

I've seen a lone finger waving in the air A simple celebration of self-despair The transmission means nothing This man is unaware All alone in the stadium surviving on welfare Denialism Working for the

Looking Out For #1 Guttermouth

There must be someone out there Who's smiling down on me It's not really fair We all must choose a path I don't even care In rough to our demise Bestow no pity on me But I will never think twice Some