What Then Guttermouth

mine with yen Discovering machines that vend I'd like to leave, not 'til I find Machines that serve both beer and wine Like an Irish man and a pot of gold Or a four leaf clover for a twelve year-old What

Whiskey Guttermouth

Do you know what I want No I don't think you know what I want yea Gotta think of me When I think about us I think about everything Give it back your out of time I've got a reason what was my crime

Disneyland Guttermouth

Get pissed, you suck I know your kind I know the system I know it's not so fine I know the bees, I know the rains I know that logging can kill Oh, well, let's just go on Dumbo Profound, that's what

Lemon Water Guttermouth

(chorus) What in the hell is wrong with people The deranged should be caged What is wrong with people That it couldn't be me Where their road ends It must be them can't you see Is fill it up with alcohol

Chaps My Hide Guttermouth

A wet suit rash, tight pants re-hash Oh, I forgot to wipe It's warm outside, a pony ride A drive across the country side A side of flan, a marathon The pork's a little rare Blueberry tarts, then

NO MORE Guttermouth

crazy I'm out of my mind I said I'm crazy and you're out of time Oh yes, so crazy, so sick of your kind I said I'm crazy baby, and you're out of line Every time you look at me I realize what

My Chemical Imbalance Guttermouth

beating The kids are on acid And they're marching down the streets It's my chemical imbalance Yeah, my head is stuffed with drugs Zoloft keeps me even Being straight-edge rather sucks There is no telling what

Contagious Guttermouth

notice One kiss and you have left me joyless Like a fugitive or love with no passion Was this a test A test to reinforce I was obsessed A test to see how much I would digest A consciousless mind rape But then

Teri Yakimoto Guttermouth

only we could talk One day I asked her if she knew Bruce Lee I think she thought he was in the Offspring Teri Yakimoto I asked her out for a beef bowl She brought her ball and shoes and glove what

The Next Faux Mohican Guttermouth

now that alterna-rocks officially dead and all the white kids dress just like emenem i member michael on his victory tour back then he was black but now im not... sure punk rock was cool yea i remember

Party Of Two (Your Table Is Ready) Guttermouth

their real ambition (chorus) let me retort on the two party system which one will you endure when you cast a vote in a two party system that's when you lose for sure hi ho hi ho its off to work i go then

Use you mind Guttermouth

later has got to be today Don't let your fear dictate what's wrong or right You pissed me off What's got into you Give me a sign, tell me everything is fine You'll find out who you want to be, then

NO SUCH THING Guttermouth

Wrap your legs around me baby I'll fill you with my love I'll be pullin' out my power pole girlie And show you what it does Most girls are afraid of me But once you give me a chance

That's Life Guttermouth

school reunion / a dead river How are you fine I'm doing well Looks like your wife threw in the towel I'd rather walk the gang plank If I must be frank I banked on my own ideas Your ship came in but then

BRUCE LEE VS. THE KISS ARMY Guttermouth

they've made a truce While Ace and Gene took PCP A flying kick right through the air His foot got stuck in Peter's hair Ace and Gene took on Kareem But slipped and fell in afro sheen Then

Marks Ark Guttermouth

Rights take a chimp to vote in '96 My god cows are smart as a stick If you really want to make a difference Buy a herd and then go set them free Instead you just eat carrots and do absolutely nothing

Casserole of life Guttermouth

new apron Move over bacon here comes something meatier The versatile diversity of casserole is similar to living life The ingredients are things that you can't live without Life can only be What

What You Like About Me Guttermouth

beat mebeat me anyway you wantbeat me up, beat me down, beat me sillywhy don't you hurt mehurt me now where its gonna hurt the mosthurt me here, hurt me therecall mecall me back, call me nowcall me...

1, 2, 3 ... SLAM!!! Guttermouth

Okay, here's the story about my mom and dad One was white One was black I bet you think you're glad I'm a half breed, my skin is fair yet tan I don't know what the hell I'm on So 1,

A Day at the office Guttermouth

someone else Better than me Bought a home right by the plant They said she'd never blow again like she did before Perhaps they spoke a bit too soon cause half passed noon She blew like hell and then

OLD GLORY Guttermouth

want to die I don't know about you man But I'd rather die Than live under communist rules Let 'em go ahead and try American flag, red, white and blue Our government doesn't tell us what

Happy Loving Couples Guttermouth

(Originally by Joe Jackson) Happy Loving Couples I've just been to see my best friend He's got another girl Says she's just about the best thing In the whole damn world And he says can't you see what

Foot-Long Guttermouth

> [Chorus:] I want to give you all of my foot long Unwrap my hot dog and place it in your bun Vacation without sun Cop without a gun That's what she told me So I guess there'll be no you She sees right

HYPOCRITE Guttermouth

But, look again, it's all a lie You're a hypocrite, and I don't know why You're a hypocrite and I don't know why Your life's filled with distortions and lies See you at a party, don't know what

Camp Fire Girl #62 Guttermouth

feet are birkenstocks I guess my head is filled with rocks Most of her friends are never happy That is unless they're bitchin She looks down up on my comrades like they're carcinogen She doesn't know what

Your Late Guttermouth

Oh my God, what time is it? I'm late again, this sucks Where's my other shoe? FUCK! I need a drink-god damn! Did I get gas last night?

I'm Destroying The World Guttermouth

great If you like touching other men But when we touch each other off the field Well this becomes a sin So I understand you think I'm slow But I don't want to be like you Because of you and Mommy It's what

P.C. Guttermouth

You know, what pisses me off more than anything is all these people who aren't exactly politically correct. Like the other day, I was out walking my Siberian-American huskies.

Food for thought Guttermouth

I just want to eat some pills Little ones big ones get my fill Don't matter what kind cause I'll be buying them Up or down I rely on them Little red ones Quay ludes And the beauties I gotta

Surfs Up Asshole Guttermouth

hb a tattoo a goatee a wallet chain every single asshole looks the same a robot producing factory and it all points down to hb surfs up asshole x3 every single bitch surfs up asshole x3 big big tits what

Veggicide Guttermouth

Something's up Something's on my mind I try to go to sleep I try to pass the time What gives you the right To kill a harmless carrot Growing in God's sunlight You say they're best You say they're

Ticket To Quebec Guttermouth

i'm proud to be an american the ones who dropped the bomb if we invade your country it won't take us to long the liberals think i'm crazy because i feel this way but i'm terrified of what they are thinking

UNDER MY SKIN Guttermouth

addict me but something's' gone wrong You're under my skin like needles and pins You're a pea brained monkey that shouldn't have a name You want to be a psycho Want to cause some pain What

TOILET Guttermouth

Now the time is here Toilet talk is what is near In an outhouse outside my pad My sense of smell makes me see red My dog takes a drink From the toilet which makes us think Toilet!!

Guadalahabra (The La Habra Spirit) Guttermouth

the town that i grew up in la habras what its called i knew a guy named sluggo webol head rolo guy crook and ron the west side was the one side full of pride suba and cocaine he will be beatin on a brat

Sexual Abuse Guttermouth

Gotta have my sexual abuse Come and get your sexual abuse Take my sexual abuse I see you standing there Oh, you look so fine I swear I think you're on fire baby I think you get me high I think you know what

OATS Guttermouth

Welcome to my breakfast table this is what you'll find A different kind of breakfast food that leaves the real ones far behind What's the fucking deal, all these brand names all around They

Twins Guttermouth

When I think of you I ponder all the things ah that we could do Like take-away some Chinese That's what we could do When I think of us And we'll make home brew And tell 100 strangers bout the two of us

I saw the light Guttermouth

light Losing you has shown on me I payed your price I never asked that much from you Rolling the dice With you I always Always seem to lose You can't deny this from me My right I'm gonna say what

Flacidism Guttermouth

have come and gone Vacation at the Reeperbahn Prostitutes and drugs I'm on Out of dope, my boner's gone Got no life, got no ambition Out of pills, flacid condition Oh, my condition is flacid as can be What

Looking Out For #1 Guttermouth

You'll never have regrets And you time has finally come Looking out for #1 I don't need no money You'd better heed Of fame or fancy cars No home and electric guitars Now that the end is near I got what

Thought provoking sonic device Guttermouth

starting in your own backyard Don't trust me cause I'll lie to you Gonna make a point to not come though My smiling face will stab your back What I really want to do is... Violence!

Chug-A-Lug Night Guttermouth

I still believe in anarchy Pardon me sir i have to pee Passed out greaser on the floor A beer fart on his pompadour I'm quite happy almost gay What the fuck did i just say Something new every night Fuck

Secure Horizons Guttermouth

Yeah, I know, I pissed away alot of dough What a waste of time I spend every dime Future, arrestin' in the good times Not plannin' for a sound financial You gotta learn to diversify Livin life on the West

GHOST Guttermouth

Digging graves in my living room Red roses in full bloom A hanging lamp floats down the hall I believe in ghosts Though ghosts I never see Ghosts are in my house They're making fun of me I...

GAS OUT Guttermouth

go to the store, but a pack there's 12 tortillas neatly stacked next thing you know, grab some beans Stuff that shit right down your jeans We run, we hide Your diet's refried Gas out...Next ...

Derek Guttermouth

Can't you see That I'm not straight edge You can tell By the look in my eye I hear that shit you preach It's so far out of reach You meaningless X's Don't cry It's done man Yes, it's done man Yes...

Asshole Guttermouth

I don't like the things you like And you don't like the things I like She don't like the things they like So who the fuck is really right See a skinhead at a show Let him know he's got to go Fuck ...

Bullshit Guttermouth

Bullshit, bullshit, full of shit Bullshit, bullshit, full of shit You can't say ten words Without telling a lie You always bullshit Bullshit gets you high When it comes to bullshit You're the be...

JUST A FUCK Guttermouth

Most girls I know are so lame Red hot bods They're all the same Nothing in between the ears Just lots of space Six cans of beer to fuck See you later Thanks again Maybe we can just be frie...