Houston, We Have A Problem Joe Diffie

we gonna do Looks like it's just me and you Houston, we have a problem I think we've lost her one more time Well, Houston, she's gone to Austin But she's run off and left us high and dry He slicks his

I'd Like To Have A Problem Like That Joe Diffie

the shrinking dollar And cry about a luxury tax They won't let him write off his lil' eighty-foot yacht I'd like to have a problem like that Yeah, I'd like to have a problem like that Should I

Back To Back Heartaches Joe Diffie

The siren on the street outside, didn't even turn your head It couldn't cut the silence between us in this bed You're staring at your wall and I'm staring at mine So we don't have to see each other cry

Tears In The Rain Joe Diffie

It was raining harder in Houston When I ran into her I searched for conversation But I was lost for words Then a cloud of tear-filled memories Came crashing down on me If it hadn't been for the pouring

Houston Phil Vassar

Mess With Texas bumper Sticker on the bumper Said it all as she drove off into the red sunset She was right and I've learned my lesson Here on out, I'm a man on a mission Houston, we have a problem If

Ships That Don't Come In Joe Diffie

I could tell he'd had a tough life By the way he sat and stared And me, I'd come to push and shove So I pulled up a chair We talked of roads untraveled We talked of love untrue Of strings that come unraveled

Ships That Don't Come In (Album Version) Joe Diffie

I could tell he'd had a tough life By the way he sat and stared And me, I'd come to push and shove So I pulled up a chair We talked of roads untraveled We talked of love untrue Of strings that come unraveled

Pickup Man Joe Diffie

the first girl I see Is Bobbie Joe Gentry, the homecoming queen She flagged me down and climbed up in the cab And said "I never knew you were a pickup man!"

Twice Upon A Time Joe Diffie

this story twice upon a time?

C-O-U-N-T-R-Y Joe Diffie

I ain't never hauled hay in the trunk of my car, But I drunk a little shine from a mason jar.

That Road Not Taken Joe Diffie

Yesterday I missed my exit On my way to Sears A song was on the radio I hadn't heard in years For a minute there the interstate Was 2nd Avenue And I was singing, "Everlasting Love" And driving home to

Honky Tonk Attitude Joe Diffie

Well the beer's on the bar and the smoke fills the air And there's a fool in every corner man I just don't care Tight pants, line dance, stetson hats and cowboy boots They got a Friday night, get right

So Help Me Girl Joe Diffie

You could have kissed me Like this wasn't gonna last Kept me from saying Something I'll never take back You could've held me like there was no chance of me waking up where I am You could have stopped short

So Help Me Girl (Single Version) Joe Diffie

You could have kissed me Like this wasn't gonna last Kept me from saying Something I'll never take back You could've held me like there was no chance of me waking up where I am You could have stopped short

Houston Jennifer Brown

love is a rocket focusing me to fly blast off with me baby all we need is the clear blue sky take a look at my eyes let me look at your eyes i'll take the window and you can take control steer me up to

If The Devil Danced (In Empty Pockets) Joe Diffie

For a little cash, I gotta two-tone Nash out behind the barn. If the Devil danced in empty pockets, he'd have a ball in mine. With a nine foot grand, a ten piece band and a twelve girl chorus line.

It's Always Somethin' Joe Diffie

Scanning the stations, every song they're playin' is like a soundtrack, to the love we had. I should be over you by now, but every time I turn around... It's always somethin' every day remindin' me.

Life's So Funny Joe Diffie

Ain't it funny, I haven't seen you in years And all those tears I cried, finally dried up And blew away Ain't it funny, you once were glad Just to have me near, to calm your fears What fun we had Whoever

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Now girl I know you used to the same old same But we ain't floatin' that boat, no we ain't ridin' that train Hop on my rocket ship and let's get outta here Let me put a little shimmer in your atmosphere

The Cows Came Home Joe Diffie

I'm used to havin' my breakfast in bed Never have to lift a finger to butter my bread I keep my baby satisfied if you know what I mean 'Cause she told me I'm walkin' talkin' love machine Lord, I got the

In My Own Backyard Joe Diffie

that I once had it all In my own backyard You'd never know it now, but I used to have it all A swing set and a plastic pool, a shaggy dog that lived to fetch a ball An angel with a glass of tea, laughin

It's Hard To Be Me Joe Diffie

Falling down the stair, gave me quiet a scare Turned around to see if anybody saw But no one's there 'cause you're not here So no one cares and no one's waiting When I come dragging home So I don't until

You Can't Go Home Joe Diffie

porch swing We held hands and we dreamed a dream or two That sure looks like the same ol' door Where I kissed her goodbye a thousand times before Please, bring her back to me I came lookin' for a feelin

She Loves Me Joe Diffie

She's more than I could ever ask for More than I deserve Why am I the lucky one Who means the world to her She's the best of everything Sometimes I think it's all a dream She loves me It's like my heart

Back To The Cave Joe Diffie

The whole thing started at the dawn of man He was sitting on a rock with a club in his hand The very first time he laid eyes on her She was dressed to kill in a saber-tooth fur The hadn't invented any

Whole Lotta Gone Joe Diffie

She might be Living in Dallas Or Denver, Colorado I know she likes it cold She might have packed and moved back To Alabama There's no tellin' where she is But there's one thing I know [Chorus:] She's a

Not In This Lifetime Joe Diffie

Maybe a day will come When you look into my eyes And you won't see the love you saw before Maybe a day will come When the words you need to hear from me Are gone with the closing of a door.

Hollow Deep As Mine Joe Diffie

If I have send a message like a whisper on the breeze Reckon it's no wonder that it never got to me 'cause I'm down here in Kentucky, where the sun don't ever shine The wind don't blow in a hollow deep

I'm Not Through Losin' You Joe Diffie

For you the love that we knew is over and done That may be, but as for me it still goes on You found somebody new who made you forget What we had but I can't do that yet I'm not through losing you, I haven't

Third Rock From The Sun (Single Version) Joe Diffie

She walks into Smokey's one hip at a time Like a broken field runner slippin' through the line He likes the way she looks so he calls the little wife says "Don't wait up for me I'll be workin' late

Third Rock from the Sun Joe Diffie

She walks into Smokey's one hip at a time Like a broken field runner slippin' through the line He likes the way she looks so he calls the little wife says "Don't wait up for me I'll be workin' late

From Here On Out Joe Diffie

I got a breathtaking view of my life, without you, And I couldn't make it, from here on out.

If I Could Only Bring You Back Joe Diffie

Got a boat, got a car, got a house with a yard I'm still workin' the best job I've ever had But I'd give it all away, every dollar that I've made If I could only bring you back There's a door that

I Can Walk The Line (If It Ain't Too Straight) Joe Diffie

You knew when you first met me I was a good time kind of guy You wanted me to change my ways I told you that I'd try Well I've gone from wild and crazy To takin' out the trash Girl it's time to compromise

If I Had Any Pride Left At All Joe Diffie

niggas know my pyrocalstic flow You niggas know my pyrocalstic flow flow You niggas know my pyrocalstic flow it's R.A.W R.A.W You lookin' at the grand wizard war lord vocal chord so vicious And I don't have

I'm The Only Thing I'll Hold Against You Joe Diffie

so's No matter how much heart ache, we'll go through I love you (I'll always love you) I'm the only thing, I'll hold against you I know, it'll be just like the first time that I held you When we

Never Mine To Lose Joe Diffie

You were the ocean, I was the sand on the shore, each time you touched me, you kept me longing for more, But I knew Id never hold you here, A fleeting moment was all we'd share, So why do I feel the way

Junior's In Love Joe Diffie

He said, "Now don't you be that way You know how much I love you I can't hardly sleep at night And when I do I dream of you And by the way, Shorty, I thank you You could have had 'em put me in jail, son

Are We Even Yet Joe Diffie

one for you Add it up and we're just two fools And on, and on, and on, and on, it goes You hurt me, and I hurt you woman Like two kids we're keepin' score Am I one, two or three heartaches ahead Are we

Like A River Dreams Of Rain Joe Diffie

I took the last drag of my last lucky As I left that old café I heard the gravel crunchin' like our broken hearts As I watched her walk away We were close to almost perfect I could've swore she was the

The Quittin' Kind Joe Diffie

I know you're holding your breath You're wondering what's coming next Can't be too careful this time No Love ain't something you trust You've seen a little too much of the quittin' kind That pain you're

Somewhere Under The Rainbow Joe Diffie

The street that we live on Sure ain't no yellow brick road This paycheck that I bring home Sure ain't no pot of gold When people dream they don't wish they were us But what they don't know we got

Don't Our Love Look Natural Joe Diffie

We're gather in this room today to say our last goodbyes Friends and kinfolks stayed away, it's down to you and I It's just a simple service and much too late to say Those tender words unspoken yesterday

Show Me A Woman Joe Diffie

Show me a woman who left her man And I'll show you a man with a drink in his hand Doing all they can to survive And I'll show you a man, you better not let him drive Show him the way to an old jukebox

New Way (To Light Up An Old Flame) Joe Diffie

I'm gonna find me a new way to light up an old flame With a little bit of luck and a hug there's gonna be a big change I've got a strong desire to start the kind of fire That'll burn through a pouring

I Got A Feelin' Joe Diffie

there's a voice inside of me That's saying something's wrong 'Cause I've tried a hundred times and a hundred dimes to reach her on the phone And like the sun my hearts sinkin cause I'm thinkin it don't

Texas Size Heartache Joe Diffie

A little Miss Dynamite just blew my world away. It was a pitiful sight, me begging her to stay. I never had a hunch, so how was I to know That she packed a punch that knocked my heart out cold?

Bigger Than the Beatles Joe Diffie

his fingers through that jet black hair And sometimes she forgets an order 'Cause she's so struck by him and stops and stares They got a love bigger then the Beatles Wild and free like a Rollin' Stone

My Give A Damn's Busted Joe Diffie

I'd like to give it one more try But my give a damn's busted. You can crawl back home Say you were wrong, Stand out in the yard And cry all night long. Go ahead and water the lawn.

What A Way To Go Joe Diffie

Everybody said you'd break my heart Well they're right, your love's killing me Dying feels so good so far I won't fight I'll go willingly But what a way to go girl If I should die in your arms tonight