Your Morality Screeching Weasel

i'm happy that you're so appalled you don't stand for anything at all just listento your bitching whining accusations your petty provincialism i don't think i wanna be subject to your morality so safe

Degenerate (Ben Weasel) Screeching Weasel

In your beady eyes I don't make the scene Well your right if being part of your teenage soap opera's what you mean Degenerate degenerate Encapsulated with all the other creeps In another lame quest to

ZOMBIES Screeching Weasel

me standing All I had was some potato chips, a can of warm beer, and a face full of zits Then a barrel full of slime rolled over me I was burning So now I am the living dead and I am gonna have your

PSYCHIATRIST Screeching Weasel

"But if you give me your checkbook we can hospitalize him."

MARCH OF THE LAWNMOWERS Screeching Weasel

You always wanted a real nice lawn Now your whole back yard is gone Too bad you tried to cut your grass Too bad that you ran out of gas You drank just one too many beers Now it's in your car and

I Hate Your Guts on Sunday (Ben Weasel) Screeching Weasel

I hate your guts on Sunday no other day of the week I hate your guts on Sunday but Monday morning you look so sweetI hate your guts on Sunday and I'm not even sure why 'cause I love your guts on Friday

MORE PROBLEMS Screeching Weasel

You were once a nice suburban girl Until mom and dad gave you their special love You wanted to tell them something personal But the exact words you couldn't think of So you cut and dyed your hair

SLOGANS Screeching Weasel

words are stirring your anger's burning You could really use a slogan right now Eighteen and feeling pretty mean cause you're sick and fucking tired out being pushed around and around Up and fucking

SUNSHINE Screeching Weasel

It might seem like we're not the only ones to tell you But who's in charge of your destiny Some dumb fucker or is it you know It's not what's in between your legs But what's inside your head that

You'll Be in My Dreams Today Screeching Weasel

I don't think that i'll ever forget the way you looked tonight forever in my mind I gave you stolen flowers and you gave me your last cigarette you'll be in my dreams today you showed me your new tattoo

BRADY Screeching Weasel

I'm OK and you're OK Grade A - 10-4 - roger - over and out Listen up - check it out There's something ugly inside of you There's a big empty hole inside of you There's something creepy crawling on your

Count To Three Screeching Weasel

i've had it with you and your friends i got eyes in the back of my head get the fuck away from me or i'll put you right over my knee count to three i'll ruin all your fun count to three and then you better

CRYING IN MY BEER Screeching Weasel

What will it take to make you happy what will it take to stop your whining what will it take to make you amscray what will it take to stop your cryingI know that you've been so bored since the Circle

STUPID GIRL Screeching Weasel

stupid girl i've had enough of all of your whining stupid girl i've heard enough of all of your crying don't scream at me and get all mad he's the one who treats you oh so bad stupid girl i understand

GET OFF MY BACK Screeching Weasel

You're ourside looking in poking your finget at me And you know that's a really good way to lose that thing but i'm not gonna bite this time cause i know that you think you're right but the facts

SAD LITTLE GIRL Screeching Weasel

Your smiley face is out of order today everything's wrong and you can't shut it off just stop resisting you'll never change anything start sharpening yourclaws don't try to live the way that you want

Burnout Girl (Ben Weasel) Screeching Weasel

I walk by your house while you're laying in bed Thoughts of rescuing you race through my head I'd rip my heart out of my chest and hold it for you to inspect and while the blood dripped down our hands

LEATHER JACKET Screeching Weasel

I wanna tell you what's on my mind And i wanna bill you for wasted time And wasted cigarettes that quenched your fix And wasted spit I left there upon your lips I'm getting used to the fact you

WHAT WE HATE Screeching Weasel

you're scared when you act so much better You're holding onto something we can't have but hands still circle you're still getting old and we become what we hate Do you believe in the lies that shape your

NICARAGUA Screeching Weasel

You're sitting there getting fatter You say that you hate capitalism And won't you compromise But when you're out of cigarettes THE FUNNY THING IS YOUR BUTT'S FULL OF JIZZ You pompous ass your moral

I Wanna Be A Homosexual Screeching Weasel

and I think I wanna be a faggot now A mincing ninny a prancing fairy merry little queen A Bruce LaBruce wet dream a nancy boy with wings I wanna be a homosexual Shock the middle class take it up your

Burn It Down Screeching Weasel

and now i wonder what's going on and who's really in another world while you're asleep the makeup you're wearing runs down your face like so many tears watch them piss away any hope for change any hope

SUPERMARKET FANTASY Screeching Weasel

would be ok Then I ran in to the cocoa puffs display I hurried to the checkout line Wishing I could push back time I looked around and she was right behind me My supermarket fantasy I wanna clip your

YOUR NAME IS TATOOED ON MY HEART Screeching Weasel

well i know that our love is for real but i thought you should know how i feel so you're not going anywehre won't fad away cause your name is tattoed on my heart and i'll alwasy be true don't

Your Name Is Tattooed on My Heart Screeching Weasel

well i know that our love is for real but i thought you should know how i feel so you're not going anywhere won't fad away cause your name is tattoed on my heart and i'll always be true don't forget that

Plastic Bag Screeching Weasel

you say i need help you're gonna read me the riot act i'm stuck in the refrigerator of your ignorance well i don't wanna be here today i don't wanna be here anyway i don't wanna suffocate in a plastic

SOCIETY Screeching Weasel

I can't stand your right wing phonies I don't like you congress cronies You spend your days at shopping malls You buy guns 'cause you don't have any balls Society makes we want to puke (x2)

Identity Crisis Screeching Weasel

you got an identity crisis who are you and what do you believe and why do you care what i think well i believe that you're taking up space so make up your mind right now or get on your way so many verses

BPD Screeching Weasel

Massacres, violence film at 10 Media scumbags strike a gain Shove a microphone in some poor guys face So your ratings can soar to outer space Ken and Barbie on location Pretty newsman masturbation

TOTALLY Screeching Weasel

Totally cool that your hair is blue I totally drool when I think about you Totally neat totally sweet Totally knocked me off my feet Totally rad but it's too bad You're not aware of all my plans

I WILL ALWAYS BE THERE Screeching Weasel

you keep on trying too hard to make something work out you're so afraid of your own loneliness and doubts i've had to stand by so many times while you got burned and i hope somneday you'll finally

Dummy Up Screeching Weasel

want the truth but they keep on drawing blanks they torture you you're not giving up the facts they can't make you tell the truth they can't tell you what to do keep it mum when ask if you're a spy hold your

STUPID OVER YOU Screeching Weasel

Madonna I'm in love It dosen't make too much sense But when I saw you on TV This sounds so ridiculous But I can't help the way I feel When I look at your chubby face Sandra I don't understand

POLICE INSANITY Screeching Weasel

Another way to end my fun Another fucking power game Hate in Law enforcement name Black and white or gold and blue My good time is a job for you Do you enjoy the fear you cause By pulling out your

Surf Goddess (Ben Weasel / Joe King) Screeching Weasel

just about the prettiest girl that I've seen You look so cool hanging by the pool you're the only girl for me Surf Goddess I'm in love with you I can't make all of the clubs with you I can't make all of your

ONE STEP BEYOND Screeching Weasel

nowyou're just standing on my head I swore a million times I'd never play thisgame with you so don't act all offended when I tell you what I think of you you mouth the party line you learned from all your

Outside Of You Screeching Weasel

outside of you is where i'll always be i'm always outside of you is where i'll be outside of you's where you'll find me outside of you is where i'll always be outside of you i was there when you were at your

LIKE A PARASITE Screeching Weasel

parasite come now it's only meand you like a parasite I wanna crawl all over you I can tell by the way youare looking at me we'll be together tonight like a parasite like a leech likea parasite I wanna be your

FATHEAD Screeching Weasel

You're just a turd why don't you go away Sit on it nerd why don't you go away Dummy dummy dummy dummy dummy dummy why don't you beat it why don't you go away You little assface why don't you go away Your

HANDCUFFED TO YOU Screeching Weasel

chained me to you and i wanna get out please find the key cause i really gotta pee and i'm sick of having to hold it i'm tired of trying to write with my left hand and i'm tired of getting whiffs of your

JOCK PUNK Screeching Weasel

you look totally lame You're a jockpunk man it's a fuckin shame You're startin fights with people weaker than you Come over here and I'll pound on you You have a fit if the music's too slow Your

I WANNA BE WITH YOU TONIGHT Screeching Weasel

I just know your name but still just the same I see you in my dreams at night I see you in my food when I eat I see your pretty mug I think that I'm in love If you kissed me I would blow up If you

MY SONG Screeching Weasel

Don't wanna ruin your whole day But there's just something I gotta say You gotta understand it's hard And everyday it tears me apart Don't wanna lose you (x3) to another guy I sit inside my

LEAVE ME ALONE Screeching Weasel

You are so fucked up Don't even talk to me Don't know what you're talking about Get the fuck away from me Leave me alone - Don't wanna hear your voice Don't wanna hear a sound - Just leave me

HEY SUBURBIA Screeching Weasel

Try and tell us our future's at stake We're gonna slam dance on your grave Cause we don't give a shit about tomorrow You say we're a bunch of lazy bums We just wanna act stupid and have some fun

We Are The Generation X Screeching Weasel

its ass like it's nothing 'cause my generation's nothing my generation is fat and weak my generation can barely speak without whining my generation can't turn its back my generation will crawl back to your

Planet of the Apes (Ben Weasel) Screeching Weasel

a one man gang a big fat ass baboon Planet of the apes you are so wrong Planet of the dinks here comes King Kong ding dong You're a simian you're the missing link this club's a zoo thanks to you and your

Around On You Screeching Weasel

You think you've got something over some kinda thing over me well there's gonna come a day when I can leave it all behind if you'd open up your eyes you'd see that doing all the stupid things that

MAKING YOU CRY Screeching Weasel

I sit there eating your food I'm in a bad mood I'm bored or mad so I verbally harass you My way of showing my love I give you a shove I suck

SLOMOTION Screeching Weasel

Take stock of the situation assess the comlications that arise from our half truths the stage in this case is just a tool to make it possible for you to justify your blighted worldview I've got an