I Want To Learn About Love Steve Poltz

I Want To Learn About Love My mouth was just as dry as the tampon dispenser In the women's bathroom at the Oceanside bus station A constipated woman barged in on me and said "Eeek! A boy!

Everything About You Steve Poltz

Everything About You I love everything about you I love the way you comb your hair And I love the way you sachet in the room Your perfume lingers in the air I love everything about you Whoa, about

Single Life Steve Poltz

Single Life There's a cold piece of pizza in the fridge if you want it A stale glass of beer on the table by the Playboys Did you see miss March?

Mama Steve Poltz

Mama I like carpet and I like grass I don't know what I'd lay on last If I had my choice, I'd lay on you Mama Oh, mama I like you, you are free When we're apart I'm just not me I'm like a chicken

Better Be Careful Steve Poltz

Better Be Careful I better be careful what I ask for 'Cause I been asking for an awful lot, and baby I better be careful what I look for 'Cause I been looking for an awful lot, and baby I want to

Cancion De Anxiety Steve Poltz

Cancion De Anxiety I can't seem to Can't seem to Can't seem to stay in tune Without your love Without your love Without your love I'm left to croon Like a bird that's wounded I'm limping down

Skyfuckingline of Toronto Steve Poltz

Skyfuckingline of Toronto Skyfuckingline of Toronto Skyfuckingline of Toronto There's a girl out there wants to bonto Beneath the skyfuckingline of Toronto You can come along with me if you want

War Steve Poltz

to the Lord Ha, give me a war 'Cause I'm so bored And I want more In a real fucking war Well I'm bored with Iran and I'm bored with Iraq Egypt and Israel and Yassir Arafat The Falklands was cool

The Great Mystery Steve Poltz

Well I can't profess To see the way you see Maybe I don't love you I just love mystery Have you lost your mind? That's alright by me Is it the barstool talking?

The Girl With The Wandering Eye Steve Poltz

made love to the girl with the wandering eye Think my baby's got a wandering eye I woke to the sound of a fist on my doorbell With a headache the size of Peru The landlord was scowling, my baby was

Lockjaw Steve Poltz

Got lockjaw can't tell you that I love you Got lockjaw can't tell you that I love you I stand in the mirror and I pull my hair out I can't control my thoughts I wonder why my eyes are dry as a

Me and Eddie Vedder Steve Poltz

Me and Eddie Vedder Houses of the Holy Was an album by Led Zeppelin I bought it on eight track Not on CD Fades out in the middle The way an eight track's s'posed to The way an eight track's s'posed

I Thought I Saw You Last Night Steve Poltz

I Thought I Saw You Last Night I'm not easily scared By things that go bump in the night There's not many things That give me a fright I can walk down a lonely block And not a lot can make my old

Welcome Home Steve Poltz

Welcome Home Well you walk with me outside tonight Beneath the glow of the big old tire light And in the fog the air is wet With your eyes as big as silver dollars And I hunt you laying down to

Forbidden Fruit Steve Poltz

wouldn't like the taste of beer Hmm-mmm And she slid real close to me She said I need not fear I looked like I was caught in headlights With the eyes of a lonely deer Forbidden fruit I'll scale

Dirty Steve Poltz

Dirty Outside the wind is blowing The waves are crashing fast There's people running naked I see a nameless ass It's soft and pink and fleshy So tender to the touch I'll never get to grab it

Beautiful Day Steve Poltz

Beautiful Day If you wanna complain Call somebody else But if you want some champagne Take me off of your shelf Uncork your mind 'Cause it could be so fine When it's a beautiful day If you

This Flood Steve Poltz

my love making craft I was honing it And I held ya When the weather man said he couldn't grant us a reprieve You were gettin' on my nerves and I wanted you to leave Well you test me every day you're

My Boyfriend Steve Poltz

My Boyfriend My boyfriend, he's so sexy He takes me all the way to Mexico Oh-ooh-whoa-ooh-whoa He don't care if I dance with other fellas He's a gentle bear, he ain't a big gorilla, no Oh-ooh-whoa-ooh-whoa

One Left Shoe Steve Poltz

quarter, one for a dime This broken heart general store is open all the time I'm lonely without you Just like one left shoe I'm lonely Without you I'm a little cocoon just blooming for you I

Tree Hugger Steve Poltz

a couple tree huggers The earth is so polluted I could never walk barefoot, ouch On Earth day I was going to plant some trees, but I planted my ass on the couch I try to eat what's good for me, but

Pile On The Hangover Steve Poltz

Pile On The Hangover Pile on the hangover just give it to me at once Let it fall down like a curtain on my brain with a one, two punch I know I was an ass and I drank too much, my life's a damn disgrace

Your Ghost Steve Poltz

Your Ghost Last night I looked for you But, you could not be found I felt your ghost in my room Dancing all around And I tried to talk to you But, there was no reply I sat up shaking in my bed

Silver Lining Steve Poltz

Silver Lining Muffin's in the toaster I got my raspberry jam My grandpa was a sailor And he came into this land And he was looking for gold A pretty hand to hold Or some cards to fold At least

Rub Somebody (The Right Way) Steve Poltz

Rub Somebody (The Right Way) I knew a man who came down from Kentucky And everyone would whisper, "Boy he sure is lucky" He'd go to church every Sunday and have breakfast at Stuckey's He rubbed somebody

Kicking Distance Steve Poltz

I tried to be patient And I tried to be cool And I took acting classes But I wound up a fool Your belongings are outside the door Hanging up in a stocking 'Cause I am within kicking distance of

Good Morning (Waking Up With You) Steve Poltz

Good Morning (Waking Up With You) You hold your head in your hands And I don't have a way To climb inside your body And just hang out and stay And everybody's asking When your coming back And

Kilkenny Man Steve Poltz

Kilkenny Man Sure as I was borne in Ireland, I was weaned on whiskey, but raised on gin Drinkin' so long since I was born, never been so high as a kite in a storm Hey ho, whataya know, when you're

Salvation Song Steve Poltz

Salvation Song Neon lights outside my pool hall Rain is coming down in spoonfulls Mixes in with tears from my eyes I've been standing here for hours Paper bag for my umbrella Won't you come back to

Broken Hearts And Painted Nails Steve Poltz

Broken Hearts And Painted Nails Broken hearts are not so bad Look at me, hey, I've been had A broken heart's what I have tonight Painted nails will rip your shirt Will make you scream, hey, make

Holliston Street Steve Poltz

Street in the sixties We didn't need much back then, just a smile And Daddy would sing And buy us ice cream And we would listen Uncle Louie would come over for dinner on Sundays He taught piano to

Suburbia Steve Poltz

Suburbia I'm dancing naked on my street, in my neighborhood And I just lost my job last week and I'm not feeling good I think I'll go to Hiram's Guns and Liquor just for fun And pick me up some whiskey

Me Not Got No Slow Metabolism Steve Poltz

Me Not Got No Slow Metabolism Me not got no slow metabolism Every Wednesday night I go to catacism They give me lots of doughnuts I get yelled at by the grown-ups Me not got no slow metabolism

Pitbull Steve Poltz

You could go back to school We could rent a house out in Arizona I hear they all have swimming pools I've been working on a hybrid fertilizer I hear it makes the lettuce big I could get some cash

Hitchhiker Joe Steve Poltz

Hitchhiker Joe Don't pick up Hitchhiker Joe He'll slit your throat And cut off your big toe, I tell you He'll make you smile From ear to ear Gonna lock you in a trunk For ninety-nine years Don't

Football Tonite (WTOP) Steve Poltz

Fetch me the remote control We got football tonite Football tonite Football tonite Did I tell you last week when you cooked for me That fried chicken was a little bit too greasy?

The Fairies Came Steve Poltz

The Fairies Came I met a boy in a bar last night He smiled and I saw his wiggly tooth I pulled it out put it under his pillow that night The fairies came into his room The fairies came The fairies

Nice Guys Finish Last Steve Poltz

Nice Guys Finish Last On a grassy knoll they laid him down And I bet he's still grumbling underground On a diamond, that's where I remember him best Sticking his nose in an umpire's chest 'Cause

Rioting Steve Poltz

Rioting They're rioting in my front yard They're sending in the National Guard People lootin, people shootin, baby I ain't just tootin my horn They're rioting in my front yard They're grabbing

Sesame Street Steve Poltz

Sesame Street Sunny day Chasing the clouds away Find my way To where the air is sweet Can you tell me how to get How to get to Sesame Street How to get to Sesame Street Come and play Everything's

Soup Steve Poltz

countries there were only two lanes Left his lover waiting in the pouring rain There wasn't any law and there wasn't any order Couldn't find a pay phone that didn't take quarters Couldn't find a way to

Look To The East Steve Poltz

Look To The East If you look to the east Where the sun never sets I'll be there at the top Of the stairs you can bet So just pick up the phone Make a call all your own I'll be there when you say

Ken Follet Stole My Wallet Steve Poltz

Ken Follet Stole My Wallet Who stole my wallet While I was away?

The Ballad of Tommy and Marla Steve Poltz

out as a building from the riots He had a rockin' little girfriend named Marla She was a cocktail waitress at The Pit Sometimes on the weekends they'd ride jetskis And they'd take a little trailer to

Morning Song Steve Poltz

Morning Song One, two, three Sun comes up through the window in the morning The flowers say hello I pour cold milk on hot oatmeal Steam goes up my nose Toaster bings Microwave sings Could I

She Was The Best Steve Poltz

She Was The Best She had the lips of a lizard Dry to the kiss They made me sore Dry as an old paperback from the store By Louis L'Amour A western for sure She had the strength of a goat The

Steve Earle (Album Version) Sugarland

One more Well, I heard Steve Earle had lots of wives About as many as cats have lives Met 'em on his records and we're good friends He writes a song for everyone They fall in love and before it's

Sweet Girl Steve Nicks

Sweet Girl - written by Stevie Nicks - appears on The Dance (1997); The Enchanted Boxed Set (demo) (1998) Lyrics And he says, "What do you love to do?

The Bright Side Steve Appleton

honey, just don't push me I find this whole situation funny, I just wish you could see I don't want you, I don't think I care This shoulda ended way back when, ain't no love to repair I don't want

I Love It When You Cry (Moxoki) (Club Killers Remix) Steve Aoki

are worlds away As were lying in this bed together How you’re gonna say nothing Baby you can stay as long forever Hit it from the back Do me like that Boy it really ain’t enough It’s something too safe About