Papagenu (He's My Sassafrass) Tenacious D

la la la [Sasquatch] You already are la la la you're my son JB, my wittle baby sass, la la la la la la la la la la la la [JB] Ahhh.

kickapoo tenacious D

You\'ve disobeyed my orders son, Why were you ever born? Your brother\'s ten times better than you, Jesus loves him more. This music that you play for us Comes from the depths of hell.

classico tenacious D

Can’t you see he’s the man, Let me hear you applaud, He is more than a man He\'s a shiny golden god.

POD Tenacious D

When he buskin he was all the rage. He met Jables and he taught him well. All the techniques that were developed in hell. Cock-pushups and the power slide.

Rize of the Fenix Tenacious D

phoenix We\'ll rise again, aw Sun shining, it\'s a hell of a day Bright is back and it\'s headed your way D\'s here, now we\'re puttin\' on a show We\'ll stink it up, then we will need a window

Master Exploder Tenacious D

I do not need, (he does not need) a microphone (a microphone) My voice is fuckin, (fuckin) Powerful!! Aaah!! Arghhh!

Spiderman Tenacious D

(This song is done in improv so it's different every time) Spiderman, Spiderman, Does whatever a spider can, Is he strong, listen bud, he got the radio acting blah Hey-ohhh, there goes a spider man

Roadie Tenacious D

Time to lug the gear Gotta get it on the stage My muscles flex, my fuckin' sweat will save the day When I check the mic I fucka' check the mic I fucka' checka' checka' 1,2,3 I plug it in, I make

Señorita Tenacious D

I'll fuckin' kill the man who has done you wrong My body's shakin' out of control His name is Larry, oh he's really scary Drinkin' at the fuckin' bar Tap his shoulder, muscles like a boulder Tell

The Ballad Of Hollywood Jack And The Rage Kage Tenacious D

and the Rage Cage Nothing could stop them when Jables and Rage hit the stage and Hollywood Jack hit the big time and when to make movies Rage Kage was left far behind in the dust of his dreams And he

The Government Totally Sucks Tenacious D

The government totally sucks You motherfucker The government totally sucks Ben Franklin was a rebel indeed He liked to get naked while he smoked on the weed He was a genius but if he was here today

tribute tenacious d

Long time ago me and my brother Kyle here, we was hitchhikin' down a long and lonesome road. All of a sudden, there shined a shiny demon... in the middle... of the road.

Rock Is Dead Tenacious D

Go Rock is dead, rock is dead Rock is dead, rock is dead Talk to my friend, that's what he said Is rock still around?

Dio Tenacious D

He has songs of wildebeests and angels, He has soared on the wings of a demon. It's time to pass the torch, You're too old to rock, no more rockin' for you.

History Tenacious D

This is a song called the history of Tenacious D And its not just a list of bullshit that we've done in the past It's a chronicling of our rise, to power!

Beelzeboss (The Final Showdown) Tenacious D

hot demon gel 이 젤처럼 꽉꽉 짜줘야지 i'll make him squeal like my scarlet pimpernel 그 다음엔 내 거시기에다 발라 박아줘야지 [JB] Noooooo!

Karate Tenacious D

Kyle betrayed me And then he lied tried to hide And I died deep inside And you know the reason why. I'm 'onna kick your ass From here to right over there.

Drive Through Tenacious D

JB: Shut up and listen to my order. Take the six nuggets, and throw two of them away. I'm just wantin' a four-nugget thing. I'm tryin to watch my calorie intake.

Drive-Thru Tenacious D

JB: Shut up and listen to my order. Take the six nuggets, and throw two of them away. I'm just wantin' a four-nugget thing. I'm tryin to watch my calorie intake.

Dude (I Totally Miss You) Tenacious D

times, and honestly I totally miss the fucked up thing ya do Dude, i totally miss you I totally miss you Dude, i totally miss you All the time Ahhhhhhhhhh, aaaaaah Ahhhhhhhhhhhh, aaaaaah aah ya-he

Jesus Ranch Tenacious D

He was harvesting a big tomato, it was in the sand, alright. I'm taking a walk in the woods, and it's nice outside. Smells of shit, Liga Guinggligagiggagoogoogwillgo.

Double Team Tenacious D

Man I'd like to place my hand upon your fuckin?sexy ass and squeeze. And squeeze!

City Hall Tenacious D

JB: Oh my God. KG: Ahh... What? JB: Dude, the red phone is flashing. KG: Oh, yeah. JB: Let me scoop that up. Hello? Two Kings. KG: Who is it? JB: What?! No! No fucking way! KG: What?

Lee Tenacious D

I had a friend named Lee, He cast a spell a spell on me. If me and Lee and KG could be three, Flyin?free Tenaciously, Skinny-dippin?

Rock Your Socks Tenacious D

It's a rock block of Bach, That he learned in the school, Called the School of Hard Knocks!

Classical Teacher Tenacious D

[J:] He's from Spain and he is the best. [K:] Oh God... [J:] I got him from the fucking London Phildsarmonic. (Meant to be Philharmonic) [K:] Urgh, I just, I don't know him, it seems weird!

39 Tenacious D

She's 39, but she still looks young Not very young, but a lot of fun She's my 39 lady in the sun 49 and I'm feelin' fine In the sun that's a lot of fun Drinkin' mai tais, kickin' back with my flip-flops

Kielbasa Tenacious D

I check my dipstick, you need lubrication honey, My kielbasa sausage has just got to perform. Now get it on!

...Baby One More Time (from Kung Fu Panda 4) Tenacious D

Oh, baby, baby, I shouldn't have let you go And now you're out of sight, yeah Show me how you want it to be Yeah, tell me, baby, 'cause I need to know now, oh, because My loneliness is killing me (and

Karate Schnitzel Tenacious D

Dude, where's my fuckin schnitzel? Hey, wake up. Wake up you asshole, wake up. (KG:) Whahahat? Wh? (JB:) Wake up. (KG:) What? (JB:) You ate my fuckin schnitzel. (KG:) What?

The Road Tenacious D

It's the fuckin' road my friend But it's the only road I know. When I'm lunchin' on a tasty boosh Right after the show. You g-go go go!

Road Tenacious D

It's the fuckin' road my friend But it's the only road I know. When I'm lunchin' on a tasty boosh Right after the show. You g-go go go!

Classico Tenacious D(터네이셔스 디)

Can’t you see he’s the man Let me hear you applaud He is more than a man He\'s a shiny golden god If you think its time to fucking rock And fucking roll, out of control Well then you know you\'

Explosivo Tenacious D

Climb upon my faithful steed. Then we're gonna ride, gonna smoke some weed. Climb upon my big assed steed. And ride, ride, ride. What's the name of the song, Explosivo!

Bowie Tenacious D

you with my bowie while I뭢 naked! Painted from head to toe and so aroused---ah! Rigga gig, a-rigga gigga goo goo, Rigga gigga gigga gip goo goo.

Fuck Her Gently Tenacious D

softly I'm gonna screw you gently I'm gonna hump you sweetly I'm gonna ball you discreetly And then you say hey I bought you flowers And then you say wait a minute sally I think I got somethin in my

Car Chase City Tenacious D

Car chase city, That's the name, Of my game. It was all proven, Now its totally lame! KG really fucking, Blew us some ass! Now we're fucking, Headed for a, Total collapse!

Flutes & Trombones Tenacious D

behind your back What do you mean What's behind your back What are you doing out here anyway What do you mean what am I doing here What are you doing here What What are you doing here You're on my

Throw Down Tenacious D

the messiah Get out of the temple Now it's time to throw down So throw down Throw down We throw down Throw down And then came a man i can't name Because if i do i'll be maimed They'll chop off my

Deth Starr Tenacious D

make it out of sight The fuckin' Deth Starr You know we will be rockin' on the Deth Starr We will be Democratic on the Deth Starr There will be lots of bonin' on the Starr Havin' lots of sex with my

Friendship Tenacious D

My derriere, When you find out much later That they don't really care. It's rare to me, can't you see? It's rare to me, can't you see?

Low Hangin' Fruit Tenacious D

oh my GOOOOD!!

Wonderboy Tenacious D

[spoken] Well, Wonderboy and Young Nastyman joined forces; they formed a band the likes of which have never been seen, and they called themselves Tenacious D. That's right, [sung] Me! And KG!

Birthday Song Tenacious D

It's my birthday. Crone: I have a secret for your ear, not your eye The moment you are born, you begin to die JB: Crone, be gone! Crone: Away! Fulfill your destiny, unwind the clock.

Inward Singing Tenacious D

(Kage Snoring) Omg..Omg Ive Done It..KAGE COME HERE I WANT YOU! What?! What?! God! I Was Sleeping Dude What Are You Talkin About? Omg I Did What'd You Do? I Done It I Fuckin Did It The Most Powerfu...

Hard Fucking Tenacious D

We should talk about the hard fucking no The hard fucking? Because i think its pretty common complaint Yeah the ladies don't really like the hard fucking You feel like your giving them some extra j...

Friendship Test Tenacious D

Brrrrrriiiinngggg, Brrrriiiiinnnnggggg *click* Kyle: Two Kings Jack: Hey Cage Kyle: Hey Jack: How's It Goin'? Kyle: Good, Good... Jack: Whatta ya doin?.. Kyle: Aw, god I was just... Jack: I Love Yo...

One Note Song Tenacious D

KG:Jack JB:yeah KG:do you think some people do you think that there's some people that arent really that are actually robots living among us JB:No KG:that we cant tell JB:No we dont have the techno...

The Metal Tenacious D

You can't kill the metal The metal will live on Punk-Rock tried to kill the metal But they failed, as they were smite to the ground New-wave tried to kill the metal But they failed, as they were st...

Baby Tenacious D

I Can't Get to Sleep Tonight 오늘 밤은 잠을 이룰 수가 없네 No Matter How Hard I Try 내가 어떻게 어렵게 시도했든 상관없어 Cause It's Cold and It's Dark 왜냐면밖은 춥고 어둡기 때문이지 And The Wind is a Whistlin' 그리고 바람은 서늘하고 And I Can't See...