I Can't Stay Awake The Dead Milkmen

I can't stay awake Somebody help me, please I have too many fingers Some of them need to leave Help me out of my body Help me not to sleep I can't stay awake Somebody help me, please I have

In Praise of Sha Na Na Dead Milkmen

Townshend wouldn't be so deaf If he had followed Sha Na Na's advice And played some fifties do-wop songs That even your mom would think are nice Keith and Janis went away But Sha Na Na are here to stay

Tacoland Dead Milkmen

There's a place In San Anton Where I can go Tacoland It's a panacea Tacoland Their always glad to see ya You'll understand When you go On Down to Tacoland When I feel My world is lost

The Big Sleazy Dead Milkmen

It's a long way to Anchorage But that's where I'll go with you We'll travel so far, dear To escape that Morning Zoo I hate MMR I hate YSP I do not like Grateful Dead So just don't talk to me I

All Around the World Dead Milkmen

There are people who want to kill me all around the world There are people who want to kill me all around the world I know about the UFO's I know about the UFO's I know some things I know I shouldn't

Silly Dreams Dead Milkmen

I had a dream you came back to my house You changed your mind I had a dream you came back to my house To spend some time You said you'd only stay a week And brought two cats for me to keep And

BIT 4 Dead Milkmen

Did I mention the fact she's left handed? She's left handed alright. Girls got some strange hobbies. One of her hobbies is lowering children into open man-holes.

Watching Scotty Die Dead Milkmen

I've got a kid His name is Scott He's going blind And his blood just will not clot The doctors line in rows To stick tubes up Scotty's nose There is a field Where Scotty used to play Until

I Walk the Thinnest Line Dead Milkmen

I walk the thinnest line I walk the thinnest line I walk the thinnest line Between the light and dark sides of my mind I walk the thinnest line I walk the thinnest line I walk the thinnest line

I Tripped Over the Ottoman Dead Milkmen

They call me Robert Petry and I live in New Rochelle With my wife Laura and son Richie But now my life's a living HELL 'Cause I tripped over the ottoman one too many times I tripped over the ottoman

Awake Josh Groban

each other So keep me awake to memorize you Give me more time to feel this way We can\'t stay like this forever But I can have you next to me today If I could make these moments endless If I

Six Days Dead Milkmen

I've been to Phoenix So Goddamn got 110 in the shade Didn't like it a lot I've been to L.A.

The Secret of Life Dead Milkmen

I saw a cigar shaped flying ship It landed outside on my lawn You poked your head out of a door And said, "Hurry up get on."

Life is Shit Dead Milkmen

I ran into a friend of mine Said he was gonna take some words and make them rhyme I said "You can fool some of them some of the time, But you can only fool half them all of the time" He said "Yes

If You Love Somebody Set Them on Fire Dead Milkmen

You know that it would be untrue You know that I would be a liar If I were to say to you I didn't set your house on fire But it's just the way I am You'll have to take it for a fact Life can really

I am the Walrus Dead Milkmen

I know who your parents are! You wouldn't do this if Nixon was in the white house! Come on! I'm the walrus, dammit! A young Watoosi watches 'I Love Lucy' And I think 'what can this mean?'

Sri Lanka Sex Hotel Dead Milkmen

control Sell our offspring to some dirty old man Let's play Big Black at 3 AM And tell the neighbors they can all get fucked Commin' over the first hill I felt my body jerk The attendant did not

Swordfish Dead Milkmen

Some people believe in astrology Others believe in technology Some people believe in all those -ologies But I believe in swordfish He believes in swordfish I believe in Happy Days I believe in

Take Me to the Specialist Dead Milkmen

I like to scream I like to yell They say I'm sick And I need help The specialist won't hurt me He's not like the nuns He's got a lot of pretty pills I think I'll take some yellow ones Take me

(Theme from) Blood Orgy of the Atomic Fern Dead Milkmen

You are invited To Blood Orgy of the Atomic Fern You are invited So bring something we can burn You are invited You might wanna bring some extra towels Just incase someone Happens to get disemboweled

Going to Graceland Dead Milkmen

I'm so happy I just can't wait!

Do the Brown Nose Dead Milkmen

Think you can handle that? I'm pretty sure you can. Let's give it a try. What you gonna do? (Gonna brown nose, gonna brown nose!)

Junkie Dead Milkmen

My best friend is a junkie He shoots up all day Sometimes he even shits himself What else can I say?

The Fez Dead Milkmen

Hello Collin It's the fez Who has angered the volcano god? Who has angered the volcano god? Who has angered the volcano god? Who has angered the volcano god?

My Many Smells Dead Milkmen

Sometimes I smell like a barrel of rotting fruit Stinking up the jungle under the hot tropical sun Other times I smell like thick black swamp-water Backed up into your toilet on a warm summer day

Nutrition Dead Milkmen

Just hang out on the street People say I've got no ambition At least I give a shit About the stuff I eat Yeah I care about nutrition Tried to get a job At the retail store But I could not stand

Spit Sink Dead Milkmen

Oh come on baby take a drink Never mind that it's a spit sink A spit sink A spit sink It's nothing but a spit sink Jam Took a drink Thought I was gonna die Somebody told me The water was formaldehyde

Bad Party Dead Milkmen

I mean the Captain and Tenille were musical innovators. I mean really...

Jellyfish Heaven Dead Milkmen

Gotta go somewhere When you will die So why not see the world Through jellyfish eyes Jellyfish heaven Where jellyfish go To get away from Mormons And punk Eskimos Jellyfish heaven Is a lot

Peter Bazooka The Dead Milkmen

about the cheese And the colored voices in my head kept singing All I gotta do is put my ear to the wall And I can hear it all, yes, I can hear it all All I gotta do is put my ear to the wall And

Earwig Dead Milkmen

Your ears fell off in the parking lot Your blood's still dripping, God I hope it clots You say you're okay but we know you're not Your eyes went crossed, do you see spots?

Tacoland (Live) The Dead Milkmen

There's a place In San Anton Where I can go And not feel alone Tacoland, it's a panacea Tacoland, they're always glad to see ya You'll understand When you go on Down to Tacoland When I feel

Shaft in Greenland Dead Milkmen

The world's full of danger You do what you can You'll feel like a stranger Like Shaft in Greenland Travel around and meet all the people Don't be afraid to touch them lightly Travel around and

Awake (Live) Josh Groban

A beautiful and blinding morning The worl outside begins to breathe See clouds arriving without warning I need you here to shelter me And I know that only time will tell us how To carry on without

The Badger Song Dead Milkmen

Out in the woods Up to no good I want to make friends with the badger The woodchuck likes me We smoke PCP I want to make friends with the badger I mean it!

The Pit Dead Milkmen

I don't know. Well, great... Let's GOOO!!!

Beach Song Dead Milkmen

Sand is hurting my tender feet The air smells like rotting fish and solarcaine I hate the people on the beach With their towels and umbrellas They're so zany I don't wanna be on the beach No!

BIT 5 Dead Milkmen

Now, you wanna talk about bladder problems, then the man you wanna talk to will probably be my cousin Earl. I guess you all know Earl. He lives out on Route 13 out on that maggot farm.

Rastabilly Dead Milkmen

My baby's got two hands My baby's got two feet My baby's got a forehead And all the chicken you can eat My baby's got two elbows My baby sure has a nose My baby she's got ten toes And my baby's

I Against Osbourne Dead Milkmen

I know the CIA is watching me I'm a target of the FBI and PMRC I do not sleep I spend my nights worrying of satellites They put an eye into the sky and did not tell the people why I do not sleep

Methodist Coloring Book Dead Milkmen

You've got a Methodist Coloring Book and you color really well But don't color outside the lines or God will send you to Hell 'Cause God hates war and God hates crime But He really hates people who

Where the Tarantula Lives Dead Milkmen

has been frozen on ice But still makes the scene Everybody wants to know what gives But I know where the tarantula lives Jim Bakker got eaten by wombats The fever's spread to town Ol' Doris

Take Me Apart Dead Milkmen

After two years and two hundred thousand tears To have it end this way The people on the hill I know they're up there still Cause we were giants in those days And I was always the one Who said

Right Wing Pigeons Dead Milkmen

The town in Georgia's got a law on the books Says if we all got guns then we won't have crooks Now what could make them think that way? What could make them act that way?

The Thing That Only Eats Hippies Dead Milkmen

Wendel brought it to life In the guest-room bathtub It was a special project for his 4-H club But it broke looseout in the middle of the nigth And now it's eating flower children left and right!

Stuart Dead Milkmen

I like you. You're not like the other people here in the trailer park. Oh no, don't get me wrong, they're fine people, good Americans.

If I Had a Gun Dead Milkmen

Would I be amused Would you be impressed That I had the power To put a hole into your chest?

Happy Is Dead Milkmen

Happy is the bride The sun shines down upon Happy is the corpse The rain falls down upon You say I'm happy You know that can't be true Cause I won't be happy Till I annihilate you Like some

Nitro Burning Funny Cars Dead Milkmen

Think a lot about bowling balls No one will ever fall in love with a Nitro burning funny car No one will ever have lunch with a Nitro burning funny car Let's go dining on rocks and glass Get the

Brat in the Frat Dead Milkmen

I do not like you college brat I do not like you and your frat I do not like you at the shore I do not like you drunk on Coors I do not like you average life Hope you do not take a wife I hope you