I'll Sue Ya Weird Al Yankovic

If ya stare me up on a date If you deliver my pizza 30 seconds late! I'm gonna sue sue yes I'm gonna sue. Sue sue yeah that's what I'm gonna do! I'm gonna sue sue yes I'm gonna sue.

Ebay Weird Al

eBay by Al Yankovic NOTE: A special HTML-Links Version of \"eBay\" lyrics is available. Lyrics: Yeah A used ... pink bathrobe A rare ... mint snowglobe A Smurf ...

Alimony Weird Al Yankovic

(cheering) Here she comes now, wants her alimony Bleedin' me dry as a bony bony Workin' three jobs just to stay in debt now Well, first she took my nest egg then she took the nest I said yeah

Pretty Fly For A Rabbi Yankovic, "Weird Al"

Veren zol fun dir a blintsa (How ya doin' Bernie?) Oy vey, oy vey (How ya doin' Bernie?) Oy vey, oy vey (How ya doin' Bernie?)

Pretty Fly For A Rabbi "Weird Al" Yankovic

Veren zol fun dir a blintsa (How ya doin' Bernie?) Oy vey, oy vey (How ya doin' Bernie?) Oy vey, oy vey (How ya doin' Bernie?)

Don't Download This Song Weird Al Yankovic

your car So don't download this song The record store's where you belong Go and buy the CD like you know that you should Oh, don't download this song Oh, you don't wanna mess with the RIAA They'll sue

TRASH DAY Weird Al Yankovic

TRASH DAY Parody of "Hot In Herre" by Nelly New Lyrics by Al Yankovic Rotten So rotten here So rotten Oh It was like, the last day before trash day My place was gettin' kinda nas-tay Even

Trash Day (Parody of "Hot In Herre" by Nelly) Weird Al Yankovic

can't lie I wipe my feet before I go outside I wonder what crawled in here and died (You know) Walkin' 'round barefoot, I'd be terrified But it gives me stuff to talk about with my friends Like "

Good Old Days Weird Al Yankovic

Oh some times I think back to when I was younger Life was so much simpler then Dad would be up at dawn He'd be watering the lawn Or maybe going fishing again Oh and mom would be fixing up something

Such a Groovy Guy Weird Al Yankovic

I got my alligator boots. I wear my pants skin tight. I wear my dark sunglasses in the middle of the night. And when I look in the mirror, oh it's such an awesome sight.

Polkas on 45 Weird Al Yankovic

(I'm a man) Am I by? (I'm a man) I'm your slave. I'm a little girl, When we make love together. Hey, hey, hey!

Lasagna Weird Al Yankovic

Have-a some marinara, I know-a you like. I know-a you like, I know-a you like. La-lasagna! La-lasagna! La-lasagna! Would you like some-a zucchini?

Hooked On Polkas Weird Al Yankovic

[State of Shock/The Jacksons,Mick Jagger] She looks so great, everytime I see her face. She put me in a state (ooh, state of shock) [Sharp Dressed Man/ZZ Top] Top coat. Top hat.

Polka Power "Weird Al" Yankovic

Yeah, I'll tell ya what I want, what I really really want So tell us what you want, what you really really want I'll tell ya what I want, what I really really want So tell us what you want, what you

Smells Like Nirvana Weird Al Yankovic

I wish you'd tell me, I don't know Don't know, don't know, don't know, oh no Dnn't know, don't know, don't know Now I'm mumblin' and I'm screamin' And I don't know what I'm singin' Crank the volume

When I Was Your Age Weird Al Yankovic

When I was your age When I was your age.

weenie in a bottle Weird Al Yankovic

(oh god, what did I just do?!)

A Complicated Song (Parody of "Complicated" by Avril Lavigne) Weird Al Yankovic

I sit and I wait and I strain And I sweat and I clench and I feel the pain Oh, should I take the laxatives or have my colon irrigated?

A Complicated Song (Parody of "Complicated" by Avril Lavigne) Weird Al Yankovic

I sit and I wait and I strain And I sweat and I clench and I feel the pain Oh, should I take the laxatives or have my colon irrigated?

A Complicated Song Weird Al Yankovic

A COMPLICATED SONG Parody of "Complicated" by Avril Lavigne New lyrics by Al Yankovic Uh huh... extra cheese Uh huh, uh huh... save a piece for me Pizza party at your house I went just to check

Complicated Song Weird Al Yankovic

A COMPLICATED SONG Parody of "Complicated" by Avril Lavigne New lyrics by Al Yankovic Uh huh... extra cheese Uh huh, uh huh... save a piece for me Pizza party at your house I went just

Slime Creatures from Outer Space Weird Al Yankovic

They were ugly, they were mean, Biggest heads I ever seen. They made everybody scream and shout. First they leveled Tokyo, Then New York was next to go. Boy, I really wish they'd cut it out!

The Plumbing Song Weird Al Yankovic

Warran] Baby, I sure wish I could lend you a hand But plumbing's one thing I don't understand It's true (haven't got a clue) B-b-b-baby, I can tell you've got a big problem When I flush the john

CNR Weird Al Yankovic

master of disguise He could melt your brain with his laser-beam eyes, Oh yeah Oh yeah He had his own line at the DMV He made sweet, sweet love to a manatee Oh yeah Oh yeah, that was something to see, I

Word Crimes Weird Al Yankovic

hey If you can't write in the proper way If you don't know how to conjugate Maybe you flunked that class And maybe now you find That people mock you online Okay, now here's the deal I'll try to educate ya

Trapped In The Drive - Thru Weird Al Yankovic

I hopped up and I said "I don't know, do you want to get something delivered?" She's like "Why would I want to eat liver? I don't even like liver!" I'm like "No, I said 'delivered'."

Money For Nothing/Beverly Hillbillies Weird Al Yankovic

Now lemme tell ya, one day he was shootin'. Ol' Jed was shootin' at some food. When all of a sudden, right up from the ground there, Well, there came a bubblin' crude. Oil, that is.

Albuquerque [1] Weird Al Yankovic

said to my mom I said "Hey, mom, what's with all the sauerkraut?"

Angry White Boy Polka Weird Al Yankovic

ANGRY WHITE BOY POLKA Medley Arranged by Al Yankovic [LAST RESORT (Papa Roach)] Cut my life into pieces This is my last resort, suffocation, no breathing Don't give a... if I cut my arm bleeding

Albuquerque [2] Weird Al Yankovic

to justice But first, I decided to buy some donuts So I got in my car and I drove over to the donut shop And I walked on up to the guy behind the counter And he says "Yeah, what do ya want?"

Night Santa Went Crazy Weird Al Yankovic

Nick went insane Realized he'd been gettin' the wrong deal Something finally must have snapped in his brain Wo, something finally must have snapped in his brain Tell ya, something finally must have

I Was Only Kidding Weird Al Yankovic

When I said I'd be faithful When I promised I'd be true When I swore that I could never Be with anyone but you When I told you that I loved you With those tender words I spoke I was only kidding

Confessions Part III Weird Al Yankovic

Watch this These are my confessions Just when I thought I said all I can say I came up with more secrets to tell you today These are my confessions Slipped my mind the last two times, silly me So

Midnight Star Weird Al Yankovic

I was only passin' by, But a paper caught my eye, And I learned a few things I never knew before. It said, "Your pet may be an extraterrestrial."

Do I Creep You Out Weird Al Yankovic

I know that you Don't know me very well We've barely met But I can surely tell No one will ever Love you like I do I like to feel The warm spot on your chair Sometimes I drool And usually

This Is The Life Weird Al Yankovic

I eat filet mignon seven times a day. My bathtub's filled with Perrier. What can I say? This is the life! I buy a dozen cars when I'm in the mood. I hire somebody to chew my food.

Alternative Polka Weird Al Yankovic

I am I am I am I said I wanna get next to you I said I'm gonna get close to you You wouldn't want me have to hurt you, too Hurt you, too I know what's on my mind I know you like what's on my mind I know

I Lost On Jeopardy Weird Al Yankovic

I was tense, I was nervous, I guess it just wasn't my night. Art Fleming gave the answers, Oh, but I couldn't get the questions right-ight-ight I lost on Jeopardy, Baby, (Oooh.)

Wanna B Ur Lovr Weird Al Yankovic

WANNA BE UR LOVR By Al Yankovic I don't have a library card But do you mind if I check you out?

Gotta Boogie Weird Al Yankovic

, I went out to a party just the other night I was jammin' to the music, I was feelin' alright I was burning up the floor like a disco maniac When my woman said, "Baby, why's your hand behind you back

Cable TV Weird Al Yankovic

I used to think my life was so empty I used to think life was passin' me by Well, I was just about ready To curl up and die But then one day I got a visit From the cable company Well, they hooked

My Own Eyes Weird Al Yankovic

I saw a baby drive a truck I saw a junkie eat a tuba I saw a stripper kiss a duck Behind a dumpster in Aruba I saw this fat, psychotic guy His underwear was made of crickets He pawned a skeleton to buy

I Can't Watch This Weird Al Yankovic

I can't watch this. I can't watch this I can't watch this. I can't watch this My my my my TV makes me so bored Makes me say, oh my lord What is this garbage here?

Dead Car Battery Blues Weird Al Yankovic

One, two, a-one, two, three, four Well I, can't go to the park I can't go to work I can't do nothin' I gotta stay in my house like a jerk How come I always lose My car has blown a fuse Oh

Generic Blues Weird Al Yankovic

I woke up this morning Then I went back to bed Said I woke up this morning Then I went right back to bed Got a funny kind of feelin' like I got broken glass in my underwear And a herd of wild pigs

I Remember Larry Weird Al Yankovic

lawn Or those wacky prank phone calls from midnight till dawn What a crazy kid Larry was always foolin' around Boy, what a joker What a funny, funny guy I'll never forget about Larry No matter how I

Ringtone Weird Al Yankovic

Once, not very long ago, I was respected, I was popular (popular, ooh) But now I hang my head in shame (ahh, ooh) My life is filled with such regret A bad mistake I can't forget And now I'll never be the

Lame Claim To Fame Weird Al Yankovic

baby sitter Dated three of the guys in Motley Crue I swear Jack Nicholson Looked right at me at a Laker's game I got a lame Lame claim to fame Check it out, I bought a second hand toaster from a guy who

I Love Rocky Road Weird Al Yankovic

I Love Rocky Road [I Love Rock 'n' Roll/Joan Jett & the Blackhearts/1982] I hear those ice cream bells and I start to drool, Keep a couple quarts in my locker at school Yeah, but chocolate's gettin

The White Stuff Weird Al Yankovic

I love the white stuff baby In the middle of an Oreo I love the white stuff baby It's the most delicious thing I know I've had a zillion or two In my life, they're so right My teeth are all rotted