Night Santa Went Crazy Weird Al Yankovic

The night Santa went crazy The night St.

NOW That's What I Call Polka! Weird Al Yankovic

to the best song ever We knew every line, now I can't remember I think it went ooh eh ooh I think it went oohla eh ooh I think it goes eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh Eh, sexy lady Po, po, po, po Polka Gangnam

She Drives Like Crazy Weird Al Yankovic

[She Drives Me Crazy/Fine Young Cannibals/1988] Where'd you learn how to steer? You do eighty in second gear. When you drive, I can't relax. Got your license from Cracker Jacks.

Stuck In A Closet With Vanna White Weird Al Yankovic

Night after night after night after night. All right! Doctor, won't you tell me, am I going insane? Was it something I ate, or something wrong with my brain?

Alternative Polka Weird Al Yankovic

come All I wanna do is have some fun I gotta feeling I'm not the only one All I wanna do is have some fun I gotta feeling I'm not the only one All I wanna do is have some fun Until the sun comes up over Santa

Gotta Boogie Weird Al Yankovic

boogie Gotta boogie Gotta boogie Gotta boogie Gotta boogie (gotta boogie) Gotta boogie (gotta boogie) Gotta boogie (gotta boogie) Gotta boogie on my finger and I can't shake it off Well, I went

I Lost On Jeopardy Weird Al Yankovic

I was tense, I was nervous, I guess it just wasn't my night. Art Fleming gave the answers, Oh, but I couldn't get the questions right-ight-ight I lost on Jeopardy, Baby, (Oooh.)

I Want a New Duck Weird Al Yankovic

One that won't quack all night. I want a new duck. One with big webbed feet. One that knows how to wash my car, And keep his room real neat. One that won't raid the ice box.

Ricky Weird Al Yankovic

You wake up little Ricky In the middle of the night. Stop shakin' your maracas now, And just turn out the light, Ricky!

Christmas at Ground Zero Weird Al Yankovic

It's Christmas at Ground Zero Just secondsleft to go I'll duck and cover with my yuletide lover Underneath the mistletoe It's Christmas at Ground Zero Now the missles are on their way What a crazy

I Remember Larry Weird Al Yankovic

pulled my pants off and he took those color pictures And posted copies all over town Or the time that he dumped toxic waste on my lawn Or those wacky prank phone calls from midnight till dawn What a crazy

Ode To A Superhero (Parody of "Piano Man" by Billy Joel) Weird Al Yankovic

Peter Parker was pitiful Couldn't have been any shyer Mary Jane still wouldn't notice him Even if his hair was on fire But then one day he went to that science lab That mutated spider came down Oh

Generic Blues Weird Al Yankovic

I woke up this morning Then I went back to bed Said I woke up this morning Then I went right back to bed Got a funny kind of feelin' like I got broken glass in my underwear And a herd of wild pigs

A Complicated Song (Parody of "Complicated" by Avril Lavigne) Weird Al Yankovic

Uh huh... extra cheese Uh huh, uh huh... save a piece for me Pizza party at your house I went just to check it out 19 extra larges - what a shame No one came Just us, eatin' all alone You said

A Complicated Song (Parody of "Complicated" by Avril Lavigne) Weird Al Yankovic

Uh huh... extra cheese Uh huh, uh huh... save a piece for me Pizza party at your house I went just to check it out 19 extra larges - what a shame No one came Just us, eatin' all alone You said,

Ode To A Superhero Weird Al Yankovic

ODE TO A SUPERHERO Parody of "Piano Man" by Billy Joel New Lyrics by Al Yankovic Poor Peter Parker was pitiful Couldn't have been any shyer Mary Jane still wouldn't notice him Even if

A Complicated Song Weird Al Yankovic

A COMPLICATED SONG Parody of "Complicated" by Avril Lavigne New lyrics by Al Yankovic Uh huh... extra cheese Uh huh, uh huh... save a piece for me Pizza party at your house I went just to check

Complicated Song Weird Al Yankovic

A COMPLICATED SONG Parody of "Complicated" by Avril Lavigne New lyrics by Al Yankovic Uh huh... extra cheese Uh huh, uh huh... save a piece for me Pizza party at your house I went just

Gump Weird Al Yankovic

His buddy Bubba was a shrimp-lovin' man His friend with no legs he called Lieutenant Dan His girlfriend Jenny was kind of a slut He went to the White House, showed LBJ his butt He's Gump, He's Gump He's

Amish Paradise Weird Al Yankovic

Well, I know I'm a million times as humble as thou art I'm the pious guy the little Amlettes wanna be like On my knees day and night scorin' points for the afterlife So don't be vain and don't be whiny

Albuquerque [2] Weird Al Yankovic

(rabid gnawing sounds) Oh man, they were just going nuts They were tearin' me apart You know, I think it was just about that time that a little ditty started goin' through my head" I believe it went

Living With a Hernia Weird Al Yankovic

[Living in America/James Brown/1985] All I do is grunt and groan Hurts me to walk anywhere Went to see my physician, Dr.

Wanna B Ur Lovr Weird Al Yankovic

WANNA BE UR LOVR By Al Yankovic I don't have a library card But do you mind if I check you out?

Dead Car Battery Blues Weird Al Yankovic

anywhere Gotta stay in my room like a fool 'Cause I got grease in my hair My Belvedere's in disrepair Oh yeah I got hydraulic fluid leakin' in my shoes And the dead car battery blues So I, went

The White Stuff Weird Al Yankovic

The first one was a sweet one Second one was a blast Soon I finished off the bag, ate 'em up real fast You can see 'em in my teeth Tell it when I talk Had so many my pancreas just went into shock

Albuquerque [1] Weird Al Yankovic

Except, of course, for the undeniable fact that every single morning My mother would make me a big bowl of sauerkraut for breakfast Awww - Big bowl of sauerkraut Every single mornin It wa driving me crazy

Foil Weird Al Yankovic

, I'm protected cause I made this hat From aluminum foil foil Wear a hat that’s foil lined In case an alien's inclined To probe your butt or read your mind Looks a bit peculiar 'culiar Seems a little crazy

The Hot Rocks Polka Weird Al Yankovic

[Let's Spend The Night Together] This doesn't happen to me every day, wo my. (Let's spend the night together) No excuses offered anyway, oh my.

Another One Rides the Bus Weird Al Yankovic

I haven't been in a crowd like this Since I went to see The Who. Well, I should'a got off a couple miles ago, But I couldn't get to the door. There isn't any room for me to breathe.

Phony Calls Weird Al Yankovic

Don't go makin' phony calls Please stick to the seven-digit numbers you're used to You went through the New York City phone book and prank-called 'em all Hope that you grow out of this fast Don't go

The Weird Al Show Theme Yankovic, "Weird Al"

Oh, this is a story 'bout a guy named Al And he lived in a sewer with his hamster pal But the sanitation workers really didn't approve So he packed up his accordion and had to move To a city in Ohio

The Weird Al Show Theme "Weird Al" Yankovic

Oh, this is a story 'bout a guy named Al And he lived in a sewer with his hamster pal But the sanitation workers really didn't approve So he packed up his accordion and had to move To a city in Ohio

The Biggest Ball Of Twine In Minnesota Weird Al Yankovic

Well, I had two weeks of vacation time coming After working all year down at Big Roy's Eating And Plumbing So one night when my family the I were gathered 'round the dinner table I said, "Kids, if

Party Dt The Leper Colony Weird Al Yankovic

PARTY AT THE LEPER COLONY by Al Yankovic Finger food and an ice cold keg It won't cost you an arm and a leg Dance all night to a rotten band Come on, people, let's give 'em a hand Saturday night

Party at the leper colony Weird Al Yankovic

Finger food and an ice cold keg It won't cost you an arm and a leg Dance all night to a rotten band Come on, people, let's give 'em a hand Saturday night, it's the place to be Everybody cut footloose

Free Delivery Weird Al Yankovic

Late at night, you're hungry You're craving some pizza Let me be the one that you call Olive or anchovy Perhaps pepperoni Anything you want, we've got it all Near, far, I'll jump in my car

Tacky Weird Al Yankovic

It might seem crazy, wearing stripes and plaid I instagram every meal I've had All my used liquor bottles are on display We can go to see a show but I'll make you pay because I'm tacky Wear my belt with

Close But No Cigar Weird Al Yankovic

And I was crazy like Manson about her, she got me all choked up like Momma Cass. She had a smile so incredibly radiant, you had to watch it through a piece of smoked glass.

I'll Sue Ya Weird Al Yankovic

I sued Delta Airlines cuz they sold me a ticket to New Jersey, I went there, and it sucked! Yeeeeeaaaaaaah! If ya stare me up on a date If you deliver my pizza 30 seconds late!

Hooked On Polkas Weird Al Yankovic

They come a-runnin' just as fast as they can, 'Cause every girl's crazy 'bout a sharp-dressed man, hey! Whoo! Ah ha! [What's Love Got To Do With It?

When I Was Your Age Weird Al Yankovic

things you've got We were hungry, broke and miserable And we liked it better that way There were seventythree of us living in a cardboard box All I got for Christmas was a lousy bag of rocks Every night

Trigger Happy Weird Al Yankovic

Got an AK-47, well you know it makes me feel all right Got an Uzi by my pillow, helps me sleep a little better at night There's no feeling any greater Than to shoot first and ask questions later

Polka Your Eyes Out Weird Al Yankovic

Do me, baby, do me, baby You can do me in the morning, you can Do me inthe night You can do me when you wanna do me Yodel-ay-ee-hoo!

Do I Creep You Out Weird Al Yankovic

Call you every night and hang up Gonna carve your name in my leg In my leg, oh-oh! Somethin' I should ask about Can I sniff the pit-stains on your blouse?

The Saga Begins "Weird Al" Yankovic

them a little slack But their response, it didn't thrill us They locked the doors and tried to kill us We escaped from that gas Then met Jar Jar and Boss Nass We took a bongo from the scene And we went

The Saga Begins Yankovic, "Weird Al"

them a little slack But their response, it didn't thrill us They locked the doors and tried to kill us We escaped from that gas Then met Jar Jar and Boss Nass We took a bongo from the scene And we went

Whatever You Like Weird Al Yankovic

going to treat you right I said you can have whatever you like(If you like) I said you can have whatever you like(If you like) yeah, yeah Tater tots, Cold Duck on ice and we can clip coupons all night

UHF Weird Al Yankovic

You can watch us all day, you can watch us all night. You can watch us any time that you please. You can sit around and stare at the picture tube Till your brain turns to cottage cheese.

One of Those Days Weird Al Yankovic

one of those days Big steamroller just ran over my mom And I cut myself shaving and they're dropping the bomb It's just one of those days That's all, it's just one of those days Then late at night

Why Does This Always Happen To Ne Weird Al Yankovic

By Al Yankovic I was watching my TV one night when they broke in with a special report About some devastating earthquake in Peru There were thirty thousand crushed to death, even more were buried