Who maddest one on the M1
Who hasn't stopped sucking his thumb
Who very straight and never grins
Who cares what car he's driving in
Cos he saw it on a commercial break
And if he doesn't get what he wants
Then he gets a headache
Cos he needs it, wants it
Almost, loves it
He's here on his own
On globe alone
Here on his own
Who joined health club to glisten
Into hi-fi precision
Who mobile phone gives him the bone
Who very keen on Sharon Stone
That's cos he saw it on a commercial break
And if he doesn't get what he wants
Then he gets a headache
Cos he needs it, wants it
Almost, loves it
He's here on his own
On globe alone
Here on his own
On globe alone
And then he said
Who eats at the new brasserie
Who only ever gets merry
Who wouldn't be seen at bedtime
Without putting Calvin Klein's on
cos he saw it on a commercial break
And if he doesn't get what he wants
Then he gets a headache
Cos he needs it, wants it
Almost, loves it
He's here on his own
On globe alone
Here on his own
On globe alone
Here on his own