Now when you climb into your bunk tonight
And when you draw the little curtains
And eat your load-out sandwich
Just think about those out in the hot dog van
'Cause there's not enough bus to go 'round
No there's not enough bus to go 'round
And Mickey D is what we need my friends
And Mickey D is what we need
And Mickey D is what we need my friends
'Cause there's not enough bus to go 'round
No there's not enough bus to go 'round
Now half the band hates the other half
And half the crew has all the food
And half the band lies down and quietly starves
'Cause there's not enough bus to go 'round
No there's not enough bus to go 'round
And sympathy is what we need my friends
And sympathy is what we need
And sympathy is what we need my friends
'Cause there's not enough love to go 'round
No there's not enough love
"Thank you very much ladies and gentlemen. If you're driving tonight, drive fucking fast!"