If I Were A Man

If I were a man
I'd grow a mustache
I'd make all of my  
ladies wear high
heels
I would be the leader
in every dance
there is
And every stubborn  
dancing queen
would follow me
If I were a man
I could do anything
Anything that I desire
I'd be the man in  
mankind and the
universal he
I'd never go out on  
a limb because I'd  
be the tree
If I were a man
I'd be in the boys club
I would be so masculine
I'd conquer all the ladies
With force or galantry
I'd hold you in my
arms just so that  
you could hold me
If I were a man if I  
were a man I'd like
like to meet somebody  
like me
If I were a man
I'd speak with authority
I would be so eloquent
My stacked vocabulary
and my witty repartee
Would win respect
from all my peers  
but never give  
me away
If I were a man
I'd be a cowboy
I'd terrify you with  
my gun
I'd be the cop in  
cops and robbers
I'd be a demolition man
If I blew up all my  
friends I'd be king  
of the land
If I were a man if I
were a man I'd like
like to meet somebody  
like me
If I were a man  
I could do anything
Anything that I desire
I'd be the man in  
mankind and the  
universal he
Every door that  
once was shut  
would open for me
If I were a man if  
I were a man I'd  
like to meet somebody  
like me
If I were a man
I like to meet  
somebody like me
If I were a man
like to meet somebody
like me