Shoplifter, you'll never learn
When you comitt the crime
Shoplifter, you're getting burned
And now you gotta do the time
It's a 1 2 3 on the felony
Well not everything is free
Now that you serve the community
It's the life of a pety thief
It's not considered stealing
Unless you're getting caught
But Jimmy caught stealing
Tryin' to take something you haven't got
Shoplifter, you'll never learn
What lies behind your back
Not a burgler or a bankrobber
But a cleptomaniac
It's not considered stealing
Unless you're getting caught
But Jimmy caught stealing
Tryin' to take something you haven't got
Shoplifter, you'll never learn
When you comitt the crime
Shoplifter, you're getting burned
And now you gotta do the time
And now you gotta do the time
And now you gotta do some time