There was a guy who had no head
He had no teeth he had no tongue
He had no body nad no feet
He was born in a no man's land
He had no legs he had no hands
You'll say he's really sick
He had no ass he had no dick
Do you wanna make a bet
I swear it's all true
He was as real as I see you
The weirdest guy I ever met.
I said your life must be a bore
He said:"I can't take it no more"
He had no arms he had no hair
Sometimes life really ain't fair
Do you wanna make a bet
I swear it's all true
He was as real as I see you
The weirdest guy I ever met.
There's nothing else to add
Except he wasn't that bad
It's taken way too long
I don't know why we wrote this song