"If you knew Susie, like I know Susie
Oh, oh, oh, what a girl
There's none so classy
As this fair lassie, oh, oh
Holy Moses, what a chassis
We went riding, she didn't balk
Back from Yonkers
I'm the one that had to walk
If you knew Susie, like I know Susie
Oh, oh, oh, what a girl
She wears long tresses
And nice tight dresses, oh, oh
What a future she possesses
Out in public, how she can yawn?
In a parlor you would think
The war was on
If you knew Susie, like I know Susie
Oh, oh, oh, what a girl
"