When I Worked At Textline

I, Ludicrous
Album : 20 Years In Show Business

Ties too wide and suits too bright
when I worked at Textline
We`d get pissed on Thursday nights
when I worked at Textline
Friday we`d roll in at ten
I could hardly hold a pen
Lunchtime on the piss again
when I worked at Textline
I got locked in the typing pool
when I worked at Textline
I coughed and spluttered like a fool
when I worked at Textline
The filthy things those typists said
Turned my face beetroot red
I sometimes wished I`d stayed in bed
when I worked at Textline
We had this gorgeous secretary
when I worked at Textline
Someone said she fancied me
when I worked at Textline
I thought this was really great
So I asked her for a date
She said go home and masturbate
when I worked at Textline
I met some funny little men
when I worked at Textline
Stuart buff Brown Ken and Glen
when I worked at Textline
On the evening of my leaving do
I told them a few truths
And they replied We hate you too
when I worked at Textline