Desperate for entertainment
So I turn the TV on
There`s people jumping up and down
Then they have the panel on
And they talk a lot of wind
They talk a lot of wind
Then they have the weatherman on
He used to teach all our friends
He talked a lot of wind
He talks a lot about wind
Then they have Carl Lewis on
He`s got a ponytail and he`s a vegan
He talks a lot of wind
He talks a lot about wind
I turn the tragic lantern on
It`s a program Good Morning
It`s a lot of wind
They talk a lot about wind
I`m real sick and in distress
I got octagonals in my eyelids
From watching all that wind
I get horrible horrible horrible dreams
So I ring the TV line and get a lot of wind
They talk a lot of wind
You see them selling carpets
You see them in the shops
You see them on the kids programs
And they talk a lot of wind
Oh the boredom in my bones
From belching a lot of wind
They talk a lot about wind
They talk a lot about wind
I gotta forget about the wind
Has a lot of nerve
To talk a lot about wind
There`s a roly-poly roly-poly man
He`s got a yak haircut dick dick dick
They talk a lot about wind