I once had a girl
Or should I say once had me
She showed me her room
Isn't it good Norwegain wood
She asked me to stay
And she told me to sit anywhere
So I looked around
And I noticed there wasn't a chair
I sat on the rug bidding my time
Drinking her wine
We talked until teo and then she said
It's time for bed
She told me she worked
In the morning and started to laugh
I told her I didn't
And crawled off to sleep in the bath
And when I awoke I was alone
This bird bad flown
So I lit a fire
Isn't it good Norwegian wood