There is no use pretending anymore
That he didn't really know the score
Questions asked and doubts arose
He should've seen beyond his nose
Should've realised they were all in cahoots with Hey Boots
Hey Boots Hey
When bosom friends began to back bite
He tried to steer clear of nonsense trite
Tried to change his name to but and win
This move I intended to win
Should've realised we were all in cahoots with Hey Boots
Hey Boots Hey
Are they legal or are they forbade
Heaven knows we were all in cahoots with Hey Boots