Draw the blinds and watch the show,
Heard it on the radio,
Saw it on the news today,
I heard the lonely people say
"There's a great big crack in the union jack"
There's a great big crack in the union jack

Another day, another low,
Another midday TV show,
Saw it on the news today,
Heard the lonely people say
"There's a great big crack in the union jack"
There's a great big crack in the union jack,
In the union jack