Gave to the gorilla girl
Gobs and gobs of love
No one else would touch that girl
Unless they wore a glove
Gifted was this girl of mine
Great knowledge could she grasp
But once she ate a golf pro and vomited in the grass

But I love my groovy gorilla girl
And her groovy, gorgeous gape
Oh! And her fabulous zoo-keeper father
My love looks like an ape

My folks say she's wrong for me
This girl is a mistake
Whenever I date gorilla girl
They whack me with a rake
Took her out to a picnic at a Girl Scout jamboree
Golly did those Girl Scouts gape at gorilla girl and me

But I love my groovy gorilla girl
And her groovy, gorgeous gape
Oh! And her fabulous zoo-keeper father
My love looks like an ape