Ferryboat Bill won't you please come home
You know your wife has married a midget's son
And that's the short and long of it
that's the short and long of it
(dun-dun-dun-dun, dun-dun-dun-dun)
Ferryboat Bill won't you please come home
You know your wife has married a midget's son
You know your wife has married a midget's son
And that's the short and long of it
that's the short and long of it
(dun-dun-dun-dun, dun-dun-dun-dun)
Ferryboat Bill won't you please come home
You know your wife has married a midget's son
And that's the short and long of it
that's the short and long of it
(dun-dun-dun-dun, dun-dun-dun-dun)