What do you get
when you fall in love
A guy with a pin to
burst your bubble
That's what you get
for all your trouble
I'll never fall in love again
I'll never fall in love again
What do you get
when you kiss a guy
You get enough germs
to catch pneumonia
After you do
he'll never phone you
I'll never fall in love again
I'll never fall in love again
Don't tell me what
is all about
'Cause I've been there
and I'm glad I'm out
Out of those chains
those chains that bind you
That is why
I'm here to remind you
What do you get
when you fall in love
You get enough tears
to fill an ocean
That's what you get
for your devotion
I'll never fall in love again
I'll never fall in love again
Out of those chains
those chains that bind you
That is why
I'm here to remind you
What do you get
when you fall in love
You only get lies
and pain and sorrow
So for at least until tomorror
I'll never fall in love again
I'll never fall in love again