DJ Adam First:
"Hi. I'm Adam First.
It's the glorious new term of the day, but what is 'New Wave'?
Of course, it IS a look, but it's also an excuse to use make-up.
Are we men or are we women?
Or are we just machines, slave to an electronic beat; a probability wave in space?
I don't know.
And I sincerely doubt you do either.
People that don't understand the new wave - I have just one thing to say to you.
You are on the brink of extinction.
Seriously. We are an army of strangely dressed, deeply confused psudo-individual conformists.
And that's why I have teamed up with Wave 103, the station on which I DJ, to provide the definitive soundtrack of our movement.
You might call it a compilation. I prefer to call it a manifesto d'amour.
I am Adam First, and this is our music."
Voice Over:
WAVE 103! Where the boys wear more make-up than the girls!
Smashing!