I spent some time trying to beginI spent some time drunk at the internetI spent some time that I now regretWho's this guy that you just met?You're walking around like luxurious dreamHe dresses like he came free with the enemyHow can you bear to hold his hand?And then he says his name in comic sansHe's a bad comedianI don't know what you see in himHe's a bad comedianI don't know what you see in himHe's a bad comedianI don't know what you see in himHe's a bad comedianI don't know what you see in himHe's a badHow does he make you laugh like I used to doHe tells jokes, I can't relateHow can he make you laugh like I used to doHe tells jokes that I can't relate toHe's a bad comedianHe's a bad comedianHe's a bad comedian