For the first time in my life, I was sold in Love
(Laughter) (Why you laughin' at me?)
I met this girl called Lorraine who stole my heart
And when I find her, I'm gonna kill her (repeat x4)
Lorraine (repeat x11)
She was so in love with me, we were gonna get wed
So I bought her lots of things- diamond ring, brand new bed
(A brand new bed? Yes, a brand new bed!)
And when I find her, I'm gonna kill her (repeat x4)
Lorraine (repeat x11)
For the first time in my life, I was in love
Lorraine, she treat me like a flipping coin!
Lorraine, she took everything
Even my brand new engagement ring
She took the car and went to town
But now she can only be found...
Lorraine punched me on the nose, so I slapped her round the head
Then we talked the whole thing out, and went straight to bed
And now I've found her, don't want to kill her (repeat x4)
Lorraine (repeat x11)