Chorus: Channel 23,
Channel 23.
Pornographic cable entertainment
just for me.
If you're feeling hungry
for some late-night nudity.
Switch on that happening telly,
turn to Channel 23.
Adolscent Oriental geishas aim to please
just dial 1-900-607-TEASE.
And Mistress Annabella's into toys, she's built for speed,
dial 1-900-VENUS, she's the stimulant you need.
(Chorus)
If you wanna party with two swinging cups of tea
give 1-900-TWINS a ring, they'll be there instantly.
And if you're into leather, Candy hands the girl to be
she'll strap you to a table and she'll spank you on the knee.
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