Headfirst Slide Into Cooperstown On A Bad Bet (Album Version)

Fall Out Boy
Album : Folie A Deux
Composition : Fall Out Boy
Composing : Fall Out Boy

Mr. Sandman showing his beam
When he walks into the room the walls lean in to listen
Surf out, blank waves, click back and forth
Like old headlights, sniffing bottled glue again  
Head like a steel trap, wish I didn't, I didn't
I didn't, I didn't, I didn't, I didn't, I didn't, I don't
Just want to be a footnote
In someone else's happiness  
And does your husband know the way
That the sunshine gleams from your wedding band?
Does he know the way, does he know the way
Of the crickets that would convince me to call it a night?
I will never end up like him
Behind my back, I already am
Keep a calendar, this way you will always know  
The last time you came through
Oh darling, I know what you're going through
The last time you came through
Oh darling, oh darling, oh darling  
Tempest in a teacup, get unique
Peroxide Princess shine like shark teeth
It's a sign (It's a sign)
It's a sign (It's a sign)
It's a sign, what if you peaked early?  
And does your husband know the way
That the sunshine gleams from your wedding band?
Does he know the way, does he know the way Of the crickets that would convince me to call it a night?  
Does he, does he know the way to worship our love? And does your husband know the way
That the sunshine gleams from your wedding band?  
But I will never end up like him
Behind my back, I already am
Keep a calendar, this way you will always know  
The last time you came through Oh darling, I know what you're going through
The last time you came through
Oh darling, oh darling, oh darling  
Does your husband know? Does your husband know?
Does your husband know?
Does he know? Does he know? Does he know?  
But I will never end up like him
Behind my back I already am
Keep a calendar, this way you will always know  
Oh, the last time you came through
Oh darling, I know what you're going through
The last time you came through Oh darling