" YOUR STORY'S SAD TO TELL "
" A TEENAGE NE'ER-DO-WELL "
" MOST MIXED-UP NONDELINQUENT ON THE BLOCK "
" YOUR FUTURE'S SO UNCLEAR NOW "
" WHAT'S LEFT OF YOUR CAREER NOW? "
" CAN'T EVEN GET A TRADE-IN ON YOUR SMOCK "
" LA " " LA LA LA "
" BEAUTY SCHOOL DROPOUT "
" NO GRADUATION DAY FOR YOU "
" BEAUTY SCHOOL DROPOUT "
" MISSED YOUR MIDTERMS AND FLUNKED SHAMPOO "
" WELL, AT LEAST, YOU COULD HAVE TAKEN TIME "
" TO WASH AND CLEAN YOUR CLOTHES UP "
" AFTER SPENDIN' ALL THAT DOUGH "
" TO HAVE THE DOCTOR FIX YOUR NOSE UP "
" BABY, GET MOVIN' "
" BETTER GET MOVIN' "
" WHY KEEP
YOUR FEEBLE HOPES ALIVE? "
" WHAT ARE YOU PROVIN'? "
" WHAT ARE YOU PROVIN'? "
" YOU'VE GOT THE DREAM
BUT NOT THE DRIVE "
" IF YOU GO FOR YOUR DIPLOMA "
" YOU COULD JOIN A STENO POOL "
" TURN IN YOUR TEASIN' COMB "
" AND GO BACK TO HIGH SCHOOL "
" BEAUTY SCHOOL DROPOUT "
" BEAUTY SCHOOL DROPOUT "
" HANGIN' AROUND THE CORNER STORE "
" BEAUTY SCHOOL DROPOUT "
" BEAUTY SCHOOL DROPOUT "
" IT'S ABOUT TIME YOU KNEW THE SCORE "
" WELL, THEY COULDN'T TEACH YOU ANYTHING "
" YOU THINK YOU'RE SUCH A LOOKER "
" BUT NO CUSTOMER WOULD GO TO YOU "
" UNLESS SHE WAS a HOOKER "
" BABY, DON'T SWEAT IT "
" DON'T SWEAT IT "
" YOU'RE NOT CUT OUT TO HOLD A JOB "
" BETTER FORGET IT "
" FORGET IT "
" WHO WANTS THEIR HAIR DONE BY A SLOB? "
" NOW YOUR BANGS ARE CURLED "
" YOUR LASHES TWIRLED "
" BUT STILL THE WORLD IS CRUEL "
" WIPE OFF THAT ANGEL FACE "
" AND GO BACK TO HIGH SCHOOL "
" BABY, DON'T BLOW IT "
" DON'T PUT MY GOOD ADVICE TO SHAME "
" BABY, YOU KNOW IT "
" EVEN DEAR ABBY'D SAY THE SAME "
" NOW, I'VE CALLED THE SHOT "
" GET OFF THE POT "
" I REALLY GOTTA FLY "
" GOTTA BE GOIN' TO THAT "
" MALT SHOP "
" IN THE "
" SKY "
" BEAUTY SCHOOL DROPOUT "
" BEAUTY SCHOOL DROPOUT "
" GO BACK TO HIGH SCHOOL "
" BEAUTY SCHOOL DROPOUT "
" BEAUTY SCHOOL DROPOUT "
" GO BACK TO HIGH SCHOOL "
" BEAUTY SCHOOL DROPOUT "
" BEAUTY SCHOOL DROPOUT "
" GO BACK TO HIGH SCHOOL ""