Mr Universe can you help me please
I'm only seven stone two
When I'm on the beach
the girls stay out of reach
They all want someone like you
You've got to help me now
please Mr Universe
Don't tell me that I'm just a hopeless case
Don't let me down now please Mr Universe
I'm sick of getting sand thrown in my face
Mr Universe you know it's getting worse
I need your seven day plan
I'm thinner every day before I waste away
I need a muscle bound man
You've got to help me now please Mr Universe
Don't tell me that I'm just a hopeless case
Don't let me down now please Mr Universe
I'm sick of getting sand thrown in my face
You've got to help me now please Mr Universe
Don't tell me that I'm just a hopeless case
Don't let me down now please Mr Universe
I'm sick of getting sand thrown in my face