Sweet Johnny
They call him sweet sweet Johnny
sweeter than the month of May
and if Johnny is in town
there ain't no way
the girls are going to school that day
see him n that girl go dancing cheek to cheek
oh I wish it was me
cos they look so sweet
but they never call round no more
since Hollywood opened the door
sweet sweet Johnny 'hail hail Heather' x4
They call the 'Hail hail Heather', ohh
Salute her when she walks down the street
And if Heather happens to be on the beach
You know the boys won't be too far out of reach
Why don't I get my daddy's car
and knock those fuckers down
cos they've gone too far
and they never call round no more
since Hollywood opened the door
sweet sweet Johnny hail hail Heather' x4
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I'm feeling so alone tonight
and there's no one on that telephone
and there's no 'you come over' yeah that'd be right
and I said 'what a way
to spend my Saturday night'
and I went...
doo doo doo do...