Isn't it awful
When your "check engine" light comes on and
You just got an oil change on it?
Then your gas runs out, so now you're walking, you're walking
And now my fucking feet hurt
And it's hot outside, feel like a fever
And the sweat starts coming through my T-shirt
Then I remember I forgot to pay the meter, damn
[Pre-Chorus]
Can't help but think it could be my fault
If everything around me's unreliable
And maybe I'm the asshole
If everyone I talk to is an asshole, hmm
[Chorus]
I didn't sign up for this, nobody told me
I'd have to put up with this shit, feel like they owe me
Just for thе inconvenience, thе world has shown me
This whole entire situation is bologna
It feels like every time I blink, I miss the best part
And everyone I've ever met was given headstarts
But if you said I was entitled to a re-start
I wouldn't do it again
[Verse 2]
Isn't it awful
When your dog takes a piss on the carpet
And you just ran out of paper towels?
So, you don't got shit to clean it up with, up with
So, you head out to the market
It's a ten-minute walk, and you're starving
But, you already left your apartment
Then, you remember you forgot to bring your wallet, damn
[Pre-Chorus]
Can't help but think it could be my fault
If everything around me's unreliable
And maybe I'm the asshole
If everyone I talk to is an asshole, hmm
[Chorus]
I didn't sign up for this, nobody told me
I'd have to put up with this shit, feel like they owe me
Just for the inconvenience, the world has shown me
This whole entire situation is bologna
It feels like every time I blink, I miss the best part
And everyone I've ever met was given headstarts
But if you said I was entitled to a re-start
I wouldn't do it again